graham techler @gr8h8m_t3chl3r
new yorker, mcsweeney’s, vulture. plays for @lessthanrent grahamtechler.com Brooklyn, NY Joined December 2018-
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guy at coffee shop making chatGPT tell you what a “bildungsroman” is, I assume this is for homework but prefer to believe you’re about to embark on the worst novel ever written, godspeed
made up a bunch of fake anime titles for fun ✌️
what even is jumanji to you lady? because it sounds like you think jumanji is going INTO jumanji but in jumanji jumanji comes out. the kids dont go into jumanji jumanji comes OUT of jumanji. ONE GUY, one guy gets jumanjid into jumanji but the rest of jumanji is jumanji comes out
just think: I won’t get another opportunity to have awkward eclipse smalltalk with the one other guy on my building’s roof until 2044
I left a short rose petal trail that goes straight to the bedroom for my mistress and a long winding rose petal trail that goes on a series of errands for my wife
Uh, sir, why don't you just use real cows? Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses. What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse? Uh, usually we just tape a bunch of cats together. #TheSimpsons
What happens when you get the Hobbit Milk guy and the Goku Inflation guy together in one room? All these questions and more will be answered this week when @gr8h8m_t3chl3r goes on The Worst of all Possible Worlds!
I’ve been preparing my whole life to discuss the extremely mid movie version of August Osage County on a Julia Roberts career retrospective podcast
I’ve been preparing my whole life to discuss the extremely mid movie version of August Osage County on a Julia Roberts career retrospective podcast
He has the funniest line in WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER: FIRST DAY OF CAMP and he deserves our respect
He has the funniest line in WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER: FIRST DAY OF CAMP and he deserves our respect https://t.co/zjNn6B4s5M
I wrote about the Biden campaign’s Gaza strategy, which more and more appears committed to no actual policy changes, but instead will rely on PR stunts, fake humanitarian gestures, misleading headlines, and angry voters eventually falling in line. columnblog.com/p/for-the-bide…
Rewatched Burn After Reading and "You think that's a Schwinn" is my favorite line.
Everyone knew this was a retribution campaign with no chance of political success from the outset. You did your job putting up and now quietly taking down the justificatory framework for it like a two-bit roadie because that is the function of US media
Everyone knew this was a retribution campaign with no chance of political success from the outset. You did your job putting up and now quietly taking down the justificatory framework for it like a two-bit roadie because that is the function of US media
A trap of non-fiction writing seems to be having a viral article on like "the joys of french fries" and then you write a book called "How French Fries Changed the World" and then "french fries guy" is your whole deal and you get FURIOUS when people talk about french fries w/o you
From @gr8h8m_t3chl3r: “Stanley Tucci grimacing at his own Oscar clip for The Lovely Bones cuz he knows he did a bad job.” Tix for tomorrow: thetanknyc.org/calendar-1/202…
i lost my virginity the day of the 2014 super bowl and decided to stay home that night and binge the first season of HBO's Girls on DVD instead. I hope you all lose your virginities one day too and when you do HBO's Girls is now streaming on Max, the one to watch for HBO
American remake of Another Round where a group of guys try to improve their lives by staying half chub all the time
I only ever commit to last 4 faves cuz I’m a coward but they’re still bangers
I only ever commit to last 4 faves cuz I’m a coward but they’re still bangers https://t.co/mG6Xe69Xdo
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@janecoaston @Deve_Dy Should probably do nothing then
Yale faculty to Yale administration: hands off our students.
.@SaloveyPeter: Nearly 300 @Yale faculty condemn the criminalization of Yale students engaged in acts of peaceful protest. @Yale must drop all charges, take no disciplinary action against those arrested, and respect peaceable speech and assembly on campus. docs.google.com/document/d/13G…
We hear you, we see you, we arrest you
My friend received this email from NYU after they called the police and arrested her lol. You rlly cannot make this up.
Cannot stop watching this
In this house, we pray at the altar of Lesley Ann Warren
“The West” and “Western values” are a white supremacist dog whistle and everyone with a brain knows it
As you see everything unfolding at @Columbia and other U.S. campuses, I want you to remember one thing: This is not just about Israel. This is about democracy and Western values. Yesterday, a group of American students who are U.S. vets stood up against the pro-Islamic Jihad…
sometimes they accidentally come out and say that debt is a tool of oppression
No student loan forgiveness for students arrested for disrupting other students' educational activities.
fascinating
It's genuinely weird how bad they are at dealing with student protests, something that has been a stereotypical part of campus life for *at least* sixty years.
Hell, I'd be jolly too if I was ranching those things
I don’t understand. we banned TikTok but the kids still think ethnic cleansing is bad. time to send in the cops I guess. I’m a liberal
just got this email from my alma mater alerting its community that it had been compelled to deploy cops to arrest devious outside agitator protestors; going online and the first thing I see is cops arresting the chair of the philosophy department x.com/patrickquinntv…
WATCH: Among those arrested today were Noelle McAfee, Chair of the Philosophy Department at Emory University. I’ve asked for a comment from Emory on this arrest, no word yet. This video provided to us by an #Emory PHD student. You can hear him in this video. @ATLNewsFirst
“In retrospect we found out that Hamas offered on the 9th or 10th of October to release all the civilians in their hands if the IDF won’t enter the Gaza Strip, but the government rejected the offer.”
The translate feature continues to be one of the greatest threats to Israel
דעתי על המהומות בקולומביה היא שפקיד ההגירה שאישר למשפחת עומאר מסומליה להיכנס לארה"ב צריך לזחול מתחת לשמיכה ולא לצאת משם לעולם
just making sure everyone saw this
From 1968 to today: students are fighting back! 🇵🇸 CU Comrade discusses the struggle for a Free Palestine with a DSA member who got arrested at Columbia back in 1968. The people united will never be defeated.
state troopers are now shoving protesters who have no where to go since they’re hemmed in on all sides, one arrest so far, he has roughly *20* state troopers detaining him. he was simply walking in the demo
So much handwringing about Gen Z and if social media has rotted their brains, meanwhile students across the country are putting their academic careers on the line for Gaza are demonstrating more moral clarity on this issue than most of the our elected leaders. The kids are fine.
Now, at the University of Minnesota – Twin Cities: an emergency protest has mobilized upwards of 1,000 UMN students & staff — now gathered outside Memorial Union. student protestors arrested this morning have been released, and the Solidarity Encampment is being re-established.