Nissan al Ghaib @gothicprophet
Misanthropic Humanist; Pronouns: Use whichever ones YOU'RE comfortable with; Just another asshole on the Internet. ░S░P░I░C░E░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░ spoutible.com/GothicProphet Behind you Joined July 2009-
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Stranger: what are you studying at Duke? Me: I work here in the math dept. Another stranger: what year are you in school? Me: I actually graduated undergrad 13 years ago. I work here in the math dept. Another stranger: we have free cotton candy for students today Me: …
Thanks, chucklefucks. I love a clean place to drop a shit.
Thanks, chucklefucks. I love a clean place to drop a shit.
A responsible member of our well regulated militia kept loose ammo in a bag, traveled outside the US with said bag, and got arrested for it. Good.
A responsible member of our well regulated militia kept loose ammo in a bag, traveled outside the US with said bag, and got arrested for it. Good.
JK Rowling is not an expert in genetics. But I am! Chromosomal "sex" is more complicated than a simple binary. XXY women exist. Hell, XY women and XX men exist because of translocations of the SRY gene. Stop erasing real people to fit your 5th grade understanding of biology
JK Rowling is not an expert in genetics. But I am! Chromosomal "sex" is more complicated than a simple binary. XXY women exist. Hell, XY women and XX men exist because of translocations of the SRY gene. Stop erasing real people to fit your 5th grade understanding of biology
I am pleased to announce that Nathaniel Broughty, aka NateTheLawyer, has had his amended meritless lawsuit DISMISSED WITH PREJUDICE. Now Nate is known as the YouTube lawyer who lost to me TWICE. I want to thank the court, Ballard Spahr, and you guys for your support!🎉🍾🥂
I missed a weeks worth of #notadragqueen
I missed a weeks worth of #notadragqueen
Holy fuck General Mike Flynn should be under the prison by now
This could be quite a useful tactic, so let's do it. #NoDemUnder1k
This could be quite a useful tactic, so let's do it. #NoDemUnder1k
Adjust those alarms on your atomic clock.
Adjust those alarms on your atomic clock.
Guess who’s back? Back again? Nissan’s back. Prepared for the rapture.
Ashli Babbitt got what she deserved
I’d be willing to bet you didn’t know the FTC just released a report about why grocery prices are high and that’s 100% due to corporate greed. I’d bet you probably hadn’t heard because mainstream media doesn’t think this is front page news. I’d bet they don’t think it’s front…
THREAD: I've read over all the filings, & after consulting a bunch of experts, & after recording this weekend's episode of the Jack podcast, here's what I think Jack Smith will do w/re to Cannon's ruling on Trump's motion to dismiss based on the Presidential Records Act. 1/
Retired Justice Stephen Breyer wants us to know that the SCOTUS justices are friends, and he wishes we could all get along like they do. His op-ed is drivel, but behind its gooberish pablum there's something more sinister at work. I explain in @thenation thenation.com/article/archiv…
NEW: My thoughts on Judge Cannon DENYING Trump's motion to dismiss based on the Presidential Records Act, and how this impacts her jury instructions order based on misinterpretation of the law. post.news/@/MuellerSheWr…
A few people have asked why I vehemently oppose Trump. Let me make this perfectly clear. It's not about politics. I've voted for both parties. It's about me, as a patriot, rejecting a cheating, lying, racist, treasonous, fascist, and vile man who attacks the free press, and…
We’re probably gonna have to cut off their supply of Lipitor and access to cousin-fucking porn, but trust these words my muchachos: We will win this war
Since trump is not a president I am not breaking federal law like they are but I wonder how he likes this and how many people would want one if I made them :)
This should be a bigger story than it is. cnn.com/2024/04/01/pol…
Kim @kim
215K Followers 135K Following Producer and founder interested in art, design, fashion, music, tv + films. #VoteBlue
TriXteR Phillips @TriXteRPhillips
973 Followers 1K Following Atheist | Metalhead | Disabled | Part-time Amateur Artist | Need help with moving to CO for Medicaid and SSI. https://t.co/iZV7W65lpr
Judith Stegmann @StegmannJu68259
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Trula Kassay @TrulaK57356
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Zoila Freiberg @ZoiFreib
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Mariama Saho @sah92428
198 Followers 7K Following Hello greetings well I am a living orphan I am living with my little siblings we lost our both parents life is very difficult from us 😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
Yara Paloma @YPaloma22474
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Elmira Moricle @ElmMoric
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Mark 🇨🇦☮️ @FerL67
27K Followers 29K Following PC tech⚡️Feminist⚡️Pro-Choice⚡️Humanist⚡️BLM🌈Ally ❤️😍 Books⚡️Animals⚡️Old Movies #resist #liberalAF #IStandWithTrudeau #IStandWithUkraine 🌊
Kira Winkleblack @KWinklebla25089
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Stephaine Kutzer @KutzeStephai
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Takako Muhammad @TakaMuhamma
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Bella-grace Georgopou.. @GraGeorgopou
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Delorse Hetling @DelorseH29045
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Jules Winnfeld @J_WINNFELD
2K Followers 4K Following 🌊Veteran / Guitar Player / I FOLLOW BACK!! Can’t follow empty profiles with no pic #NoDemUnder1k #VoteBlue #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy #VoteBlueToStopTheStupid🌊
Jason @Realjason1974
229 Followers 385 Following
JT Stanton @MayBSweetT
470 Followers 3K Following Lifetime NC resident, 25 year career in post-secondary education. Pro-choice. F*ck Clarence and Ginny Thomas. She/her.
Heidi 🇺🇦🌻 @TropicalNole
2K Followers 2K Following Seminole living the dream, Progressive Democrat, inveterate reader and crossword puzzle nerd. #NoDemUnder1K. Threads migrant, same handle, same photo
Teresa W @Lingzi_W
42K Followers 31K Following 1st Gen Asian-American fluent in Chinglish. My page is filled with memes, quirky takes, and a touch of madness!🤪💙*Nice until I’m not.*🥴 ❌No Porn; No DMs🙅♀️
Heather Lee 🌊🌊 @Heather24894394
1K Followers 2K Following #NoDemUnder1k Vote Blue to save democracy !! NO DM'S PLEASE.
Tennis🎾Girl 🇺�.. @Tennisgirlkim
837 Followers 842 Following Mom, wife, fighting the good fight! I miss the little blue bird.
StuffMatters @GBops67
1K Followers 1K Following Husband, father, grandfather, could live in a trout stream, voracious reader, defender of truth. MAGA trigger warning: I loathe DJT.
paulo cunha @ernestoport
366 Followers 3K Following When life gets blurry, adjust your focus. #RefuseFascism #nodemunder1k 🇺🇦
Karen Famiglio @KarenFamiglio
600 Followers 289 Following “That which we manifest is before us; we are the creators of our own destiny - be it through intention or successes and our failures.” - G. Stein
Michael Tomlinson @hughganus7475
536 Followers 1K Following I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. The choice is yours, 🤷♂️
Tipsy🫶🏾 @Karmalize2
4K Followers 4K Following I say what I want , I’m not here for numbers or approval. If You don't like it 🖕🏾ya.
Emery Schlottmann @EmerySchlo43912
53 Followers 5K Following
Michael Hoversten @mikehs10
272 Followers 1K Following
Joyce Allamon @AllamonJoy84367
43 Followers 5K Following
Liam Neeson ✪ @Liamneesons1
447 Followers 6K Following Actor/Father American and Irish Actor, Movie Producer, Filmmaker, Screenwriter. #retribution #inthelandofsaintsandsinners
Jayleen Marrin @JayleenMar64635
118 Followers 5K Following
FakeJoeBiden @fake_biden
53K Followers 49K Following I am the real Fake Joe Biden. Accept no fake Fake Joe Biden substitutes. #Resist 😎🏴☠️
Joie Macky @JoieMacky45365
70 Followers 5K Following
Charles w jackson @CJackson21y
85 Followers 2K Following As the fortunate winner of a $344.7 million Powerball jackpot, I am seizing this opportunity to give back to the community
_S_weetheart @WeetheartS99790
28 Followers 2K Following
Mercy Corlew @corlew45550
82 Followers 5K Following
Laci Molett @l_molet
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Kiera Villaneda @KierVillane
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sannehalieu @sannehalieu4
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Brooke Koch @BrookeKoch63280
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Aamina Dibenedict @DibenedAami
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Lisa @Lisa51993947974
16 Followers 478 Following Hobbies: Golf, diving, badminton, tennis, skiing, surfing, food. Reason for coming to the UK: Parents are in the UK and visit them often
Jamie Preiss @jam_prei
87 Followers 5K Following
Philly Golden Teacher @philly_gold0015
2K Followers 2K Following I ❤️🍄& teaching. Documenting my psychedelic journey experiences through time lapses. Click on the link on my bio to join my telegram channel
Tito Dinzey @titodinzey
26K Followers 27K Following #FBR #RESIST. MAGAs made it possible for a traitor to sell our top secrets. What happens next is their fault. No DMs/lists. On Post. 🟦
Tameika Siford @t_sifor
71 Followers 5K Following
Alexander S. Vindman .. @AVindman
952K Followers 2K Following Dad. Spouse to @natsechobbyist. Vet. NYT Best-selling Author. Ex NSC/WH Staff. Senior Advisor @votevets. Dr. & Senior Fellow, SAIS, JHU. 🧵 @alexander_s_vindman
Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance
1.1M Followers 2K Following @UALawSchool |@MSNBC & @NBCNews |Podcasts #SistersInLaw & Cafe Insider|Obama US Atty |25 year fed'l prosecutor |Wife & Mom of 4 |Knits a lot |Now on Substack
Republicans against T.. @RpsAgainstTrump
636K Followers 5K Following Pro-democracy conservatives Republicans fighting Trump & Trumpism. Please support our work: https://t.co/FkmisNic4X
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.5M Followers 5K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Really American 🇺�.. @ReallyAmerican1
679K Followers 3K Following Grassroots political organization producing the most impactful political content every day. Join us.
Fred Wellman @FPWellman
323K Followers 6K Following Democracy advocate. Army combat veteran. Host of @OnDemocracyPod on @MeidasTouch and Substack. National Chairman Forgotten Democrats. Didn’t pay Elmo.
Stonekettle @Stonekettle
215K Followers 2K Following Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey
Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli
317K Followers 2K Following GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM Columnist @thedailybeast Cohost Democracy-Ish Podcast Sr. Fellow Western States Center @Instawajahat [email protected]
Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem
391K Followers 2K Following Husband/Dad/Gdad /WH columnist/author/dog lover/singer Host @jatqpodcast Author "Free The Press" https://t.co/QdiW0rO2oW "Just gimme some truth,"-John Lennon.
Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams
2.8M Followers 2K Following Author of #RogueJustice (Out Now). Senior Counsel @RewiringAmerica. Other areas of focus: democracy + voting, public policy, small business & film+tv.
Texas Paul Schroder @Paultx890
145K Followers 2K Following Patriot. Democrat. Liberal. Political Commentator. Political Consultant.
Barry R McCaffrey @mccaffreyr3
186K Followers 248 Following @NBCNews @MSNBC Four Star US Army General Ret. Four combat tours. Three Purple Heart awards. Council Foreign Relations. JCS Strategic Plans. NATO Brussels.
Teri Kanefield @Teri_Kanefield
197K Followers 415 Following Former appellate defender. UC Berkeley Law graduate. Book prizes include the Jane Addams Book Award.
@judgeluttig @judgeluttig
161K Followers 573 Following
Mia Farrow 🏳️.. @MiaFarrow
471K Followers 1K Following “I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”. - Maya Angelou ♥️
John P. Flannery @JonFlan
58K Followers 1K Following "Law & Politics - that's what I do!" - watch our podcast - "LET FREEDOM RING" - https://t.co/rBN9cJw7N6 - [email protected]
Lynda hates GOP thugs @IvanasStairCam
75K Followers 47K Following Livid Introvert. Democracy Warrior. Creative INFJ. Animal Advocate. Forgotten Gen Xer. There is no Planet B.
Tommy Chong @tommychong
578K Followers 2K Following Comedian, Actor, Writer, Director, Activist, Musician, Dancer and occasionally smokes a little bit of pot, man. #tommychongscannabis
StuffMatters @GBops67
1K Followers 1K Following Husband, father, grandfather, could live in a trout stream, voracious reader, defender of truth. MAGA trigger warning: I loathe DJT.
Michael Tomlinson @hughganus7475
536 Followers 1K Following I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. The choice is yours, 🤷♂️
🇺🇲🇬🇧Criti.. @RonnieC1776
3K Followers 5K Following Midsize business owner/consultancy; J.D. (non-practicing), MSc.; Tech enthusiast, property investing; Enjoy discussion, debate; *not here professionally*
Tipsy🫶🏾 @Karmalize2
4K Followers 4K Following I say what I want , I’m not here for numbers or approval. If You don't like it 🖕🏾ya.
Jake Cobb @realjakecobb
3K Followers 1K Following Political, sports, and technology commentator | Progressive | Democrat
Teresa W @Lingzi_W
42K Followers 31K Following 1st Gen Asian-American fluent in Chinglish. My page is filled with memes, quirky takes, and a touch of madness!🤪💙*Nice until I’m not.*🥴 ❌No Porn; No DMs🙅♀️
Heidi 🇺🇦🌻 @TropicalNole
2K Followers 2K Following Seminole living the dream, Progressive Democrat, inveterate reader and crossword puzzle nerd. #NoDemUnder1K. Threads migrant, same handle, same photo
Tennis🎾Girl 🇺�.. @Tennisgirlkim
837 Followers 842 Following Mom, wife, fighting the good fight! I miss the little blue bird.
Blue 🌸 @bluefolf
124K Followers 15K Following 🐕 a blue folf!! 💙 • 20 • trans 🏳️⚧️• she/her • furry • meme poster • SFW • PMs open! • pfp @NathanS_YT • ✨
Cajsa 💙💛 @Cajsa
14K Followers 7K Following She/Her 1-page list #RepublicanSexualPredators #RightWingPredators https://t.co/W40e1oB3wi https://t.co/ufO7cuvMBV
redwyrm @redwyrmofficial
20K Followers 3K Following Father of the Redwyrmling (7yo DM) - On a mission to bring love, kindness, and wholesome content to #ttrpg twitter - He/Him
Popok @mspopok
38K Followers 9K Following Michael Popok, Esq. Trial lawyer/strategist. Co-Founder/Co-Host: Almost never wrong Legal AF pod :https://t.co/cW8y5DFFDI. 50mm views a month
Matthew Posa @matthew_posa
741 Followers 5 Following My name is Matt Posa and I love the outdoors. I have a YouTube channel you should check it out.
Michael Harriot @michaelharriot
526K Followers 97 Following Writer, board-certified wypipologist, last real Negus alive. BlackAF History/Drapetomaniax podcast/theGrio…At the SAME DAMN TIME. Never reneged; Never will.
Talking Feds Podcast @talkingfedspod
22K Followers 47 Following Talking Feds is a roundtable featuring former federal officials & special guests in dynamic discussion of the most important legal & political issues of the day
Tony Snark @RealTonySnark
931 Followers 974 Following Yes, it's really me, Tony Snark. If it weren't, I wouldn't have 'Real' before my name.
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
461K Followers 1K Following Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie)
💙🇺🇸 DTM Wood.. @DTM_Woodworks
35K Followers 36K Following NEVER TRUMPER! Never Against Who U Want To Be! P.I./Woodworker Hobbyist/Woodturner Enthusiast! @goatguymike named a goat after me! #LGM #AFC #SJU #NYI #NYK #NYG
RealSandiBachom 📹 @realsandibachom
44K Followers 16K Following @sandibachom was hacked! 📹 Press/Video Journalist 🎥Filmmaker 🎬 TRUE BELIEVERS DOC From Charlottesville to the Capitol 🏆 THX https://t.co/KYKkGG1tMm
Angela 💙🦑🌿�.. @AngieBoBangie44
905 Followers 1K Following Science Art Beauty Nature. My other car is a TIE Fighter. ❤️’d tardigrades before tardigrades were cool. #BLM #Liberal
Melody Lee Lacy @MelodyLeeLacy
10K Followers 8K Following Blue Granny loves bees & democracy. For more honest and merciful governance. No DMs Biden 💙 #DemVoice1
Ian Martinez-Christia.. @IanMartinezC
4K Followers 4K Following Please read my pinned tweet when vetting and like so I know you’re a real person.
Saturday Night Live -.. @nbcsnl
3.4M Followers 694 Following The official X of Saturday Night Live. Watch on @nbc and @peacock. Streaming next day on Peacock.
Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII
4K Followers 2K Following Yep, it's JesusChrysler-I have risen once again and starting the game all over Hallelujer
Jared Moskowitz @JaredEMoskowitz
115K Followers 825 Following Congressman FL-23, fmr Director FL Division of Emergency Management. “Master of Disaster”, fmr FL State Rep, fmr Parkland Commissioner.
Nan’s_Way_1 🟧 �.. @panther_nan14
1K Followers 1K Following This toXic place, vermin, Resist, Let’s Resist together, GOP can go to hell.
Vicky (Betsy’s Mom).. @mom_drew1974
4K Followers 5K Following formerly Frankie Avalon #smokefleet member NATIVE GEORGIAN NOW LIVING IN KY, #VOTE BLUE!!! NO DM’S PLEASE!!! Animal Lover
stale supreme oreo co.. @StaleSupreme
33 Followers 184 Following
Jane of the North @JaneotN
78K Followers 18K Following “Idiot,” he said, anxiously rather than crossly. “Love isn’t how you feel. It’s what you do."
Not Liam Nissan 🟧�.. @FrankRi92249714
505 Followers 898 Following newbie, idk anything about Twitter
L0wfatbatman 💙💛 @lowfatbatman
621 Followers 4K Following Walkin' tall machine gun man They spit on me in my homeland. . SIGINT. Hacker. American. Be excellent to each other. 🤙
❧ᖇᥙᑯᥱ♕Ʈ�.. @SmirkwoodSprite
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Doc Buglove @DocBuglove
1K Followers 4K Following Former Mud God, Former Tech Support to the brainless, Now TECHNOMAGE!... Interositor Specialist at https://t.co/aXO7v9JUtd #PunchUp
Not Lauren Boebert Q-.. @BoebertQ
8K Followers 6K Following I am Not Lauren Boebert. Am sentient blow up doll.
King Fluffynutz @WeAreMany68
833 Followers 1K Following The eternally pissed off cat. #AllMAGAtsAreDomesticTerrorists and traitors. Smash the fash!
Lt. Dan 🏴☠️ @activist304
2K Followers 1K Following Expletives aren't rude, they're sentence enhancers. I'm not built to be polite, so don't get your hopes up.
𖤐 ƎIkͶOM 𖤐 @Monkie669_
2K Followers 3K Following "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." 𝓖𝓮𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓮 𝓞𝓻𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵, 1984 #MeMBu
Kat Abu @abughazalehkat
211K Followers 1K Following I watch Fox News so you don’t have to. | @mmfa | 🇵🇸 | views are my own
Evil Spock @jakeclark
715 Followers 2K Following I wrote Madame Web. Maurice Sendak told me to not go to art school. Former submariner. I love democracy, movies, Van Halen, and Star Trek. #SlavaUkraini
Harrison Fork™ @TheHarrisonFork
8K Followers 5K Following The whippinest anti-fascist kitchen utensil in the Temple of Doom. Anti-MAGA, anti-TRUMP, and especially anti-nazi. I'm fueled by MAGA tears. (parody)
Data_Dodge_Viper_Snip.. @Vf80Viper
1K Followers 866 Following Surrounded by guitars (14 now) keeping to the center of what concerns me. Plus, I like playing them a lot. Old BB Cards. Lifetime O's fan. #SmokefleetHave almost made it to lunchtime without shooting either of my dogs
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Last time we had a leader who was officially immune and above the law, his name was King George III.
BREAKING: Elon Musk Responds to Facebook Co-Founder Dustin Moskowitz Calling Tesla a “Scam,” “Enron,” and a Running Fraud People Will Go to “Jail” Over By Posting a Teabagging Meme—Confirming He Can Offer No Other Reply to Moskowitz Spitting Hard Facts Than Childish Douchebaggery
Bode is untrainable, but we love him.
The size of the tornado by width does not determine the rating. Also if you’re hoping for an EF-5. You’re seriously fucked in your brain housing group. Get some help.
No, they don’t. They’re about to find out tho.
"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone
I’m dead center. Got the shelter ready.
Major TORNADO OUTBREAK likely today across the southern Plains from Texas to southeastern Nebraska including OKC, Wichita and Kansas City. Strong-to-violent tornadoes will be possible especially in the hatched area. Dominator will be in full tornado intercept mode once again
I blocked Mr. Beast whoever he is because if I have to hear about him promoting something he says he did in one more video I might scream.
Media outlets obsessed over concerns with Biden's age but won't report on Trump falling asleep every day of his trial. They're doing the same shit they did to Hillary Clinton
Despising animal cruelty should be bipartisan. #KristiNoem_PuppyBearDeerKiller 🤮
Those “men” never lettered in shit
Not all men are interested in talking about sports. Some men prefer talking about freedom, exposing the evil in the world & standing up for future generations.
Good morning, my VANdals. Pedo nannies, arsonist forest rangers, and MAGA dog-sitters all belong in the same category.
Let’s not tell Byron that people like Kristi Noem exist in this world.
The British have discovered superior American autos and aren’t sure what to make of it
what am i laying my eyes upon
The very easiest way to tell if someone is an evil person is if they abuse animals.
Noem shoots and kills her young dog b/c it was "untrainable", "dangerous", and "less than worthless as a hunting dog". She also "hated" the dog. On the same day, she shoots once, misses, and then eventually kills her goat. Her daughter then asks where the dog is.…
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