Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt
Execute Program (learn programming tools quickly); Destroy All Software (dense programming screencasts); formerly Deconstruct conference. executeprogram.com Seattle, WA Joined March 2007-
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In Python, it's a trace back. In Ruby, it's a back trace. In Java, it's a stack trace. All we need now is a trace stack.
Some of my favorite stories selling what would become GitHub Enterprise early on was dealing with the culture changes back then. I had a number of large banks tell me — with a straight face — "how can you possibly have quality software if you deploy more than once a quarter?"
Pronouncing mdutil: 🧠 "emm-dee-you-till" 🧠🧠 "emm-dee-yootle" 🧠🧠🧠 "emm-doodle" 🧠🧠🧠🧠 "mmdoodle"
who in hell called it "LCD Soundsystem Share “Dance Tonite” VR Experience | Pitchfork" and not "Get AnOculus!"
Twitter could've been a nice, simple product run by a small team. Instead, it's full of ads for outright scams and Onlyfans, and there are porn spam bots on every tweet. What a terrible waste.
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@garybernhardt It is literally impossible to make a website.
[reads news about Sam Altman] [closes newspaper] [takes a deep pull from pipe] "Well, see, AI's just cost another person their job."
if someone tells me to do something i won’t do it (brat). but also if someone tells me not to do something i won’t do it (coward). naturally after 33 years of this i’m quite unable to do anything at all
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
@jhooks everybody has a plan til they get invoiced in the mouth
feeding my extremely nuanced thought into the nuance flattening machine
the dr biden thing is calculated to be as maddening as possible – a bunch of psycho grievance peddlers won't let go of it but neither will a bunch of credential-humpers. meanwhile my brain remains completely in balance with nature, not mad about anything whatsoever
C++ still doesn't have automatic garbage collection after like 30 years. I guess the devs just don't care. Anyone know where I can send a PR to fix it?
Q: Should I give my dog my last name? A: Absolutely not. Giving your dog your last name confuses it & dangers the integrity of the household
i’ll say it. something has to be done about the problems
You criticize Noam Chomsky, yet you do so using language, which he invented.
it’s time to shit or get off the fan
In zooms all day? Try spicing it up by mangling your cliche phrases! "I don't have a horse in that fight" "Half of one, 6 dozen of another" "Too many chefs in the fire" "Let's not put the hearse before the car"
this is a great start, hope we can get all computers launched into space by 2025
WOW - Did you hear? @SpaceX launched 32K #Linux computers into space for Starlink internet & could potentially send 2M Linux computers into space in the next few years. SpaceX's Dragon spacecraft runs Linux w/ flight software written in C++. Check it out: zd.net/30kdr4y