Gareth J. Greenaway (he/him) 🇺🇦 🇳🇿🇺🇸 @garethgreenaway
International man of mystery, Former Software Engineer at SaltStack & VMware. Opinions belong to the voices in my head. https://t.co/LSHRN6Fbs6 Thousand Oaks, CA Joined February 2008-
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Is this, as the kids say, you?
Is this, as the kids say, you? https://t.co/2WHvXCS6SV
People seem to be confused. When workers are paid less than a living wage, they’re forced to rely on taxpayer funded social safety nets to survive. That’s not a taxpayer “handout” to workers. That’s a taxpayer handout to corporations.
Dear Billy & Betty Biden Impeachment, As much as I hate to interrupt the personal zen that is your daily angry Facebook rant at Chick-fil-A for the wokeification of their nuggets, I have something I’d like to share with you. You see, you keep talking about Joe Biden’s family…
So @BlinkCharging, quick question. Do your EV chargers ever work? Every time I got to use one it always fails to connect. And the Android app is so slow it's painful to use.
Still true.
How it started. How it's going.
If you’re outraged by peaceful protests against genocide but not the genocide itself. Then you’re the problem.
I think about things like this when people want to apply AI to critical tasks without testing or human intervention. And you should, too.
California Condors, they're majestic. Penguins, they're awesome. Kiwis, as a New Zealander I have to say kiwis, it's a law.
California Condors, they're majestic. Penguins, they're awesome. Kiwis, as a New Zealander I have to say kiwis, it's a law.
Searching for and applying for jobs is....not fun.
That 10k metric limit with Grafana Cloud's free tier really comes up fast.
I can’t stop laughing
Angry at student protesters? White supremacists are marching in Charleston, WV. No police. Keep your eye on the ball.
Graphing household statistics in @grafana can be a little addictive. Did I just add two graphs showing the temperatures of the refrigerator and freezer? Perhaps.
This screenshot is a work of art.
Ladies and gentlemen: Trumpie Republican leader kills family dog. newsweek.com/kristi-noem-fa…
It really is a race to the bottom.
It really is a race to the bottom.
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719 Followers 491 FollowingThis is the face of a dog who is not feeling well and learned he is officially old today and needs some Metamucil.
@garethgreenaway He’s a very pro-belly rub cat too.
Well this is just super.
Trump tells Time he doesn’t rule out political violence if he loses election: “I don't think we're going to have that. I think we're going to win. And if we don't win, you know, it depends. It always depends on the fairness of an election.” time.com/6972021/donald…
Why does anyone use Linux when GNU/Hurd exists?
Why does anyone buy a domain on GoDaddy when cheaper alternatives exist?
@jonathanstea Clinical psychology doesn't exist in nature either, soooo...?
Really just needing it to be May 8th already so that this whole court thing is over with
@garethgreenaway You have no idea. I just invented the topics for a talk, wrote the agenda, created the deck, and will deliver it in a few hours at a Pulumian retreat dinner. Till an hour ago it was nothing but a blank promise. Going to have another drink and pat myself on the back now. lol
@garethgreenaway Ah, I miss the boom times of 2020, which seemed dire at the time (and were), but still had enough razzmatazz that after being laid off, I found a job in three tries. I did eventually catch covid, which was worse than being laid off, at least for me.
Wish we could find ways to make it easier. Not to be flippant because I've been involuntarily unemployed, but I think it is a real world example of the market for lemons. That's why employers are so cautious and prefer to hire folks who are working. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marke…
Searching for and applying for jobs is....not fun.
@IAmJerdog None of us will ever be even remotely as comfy as that dog. Ever.
This is gonna be a no for me.
Now You know - How Neuralink Works 🧠 Credit @zackdfilms