JoJoSmithUK @funnygaluk
Been and done a lot of things but old age and chronic illness have put paid to all that. London, England Joined May 2020-
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How fabulous!
Go and watch this mullet and laugh at him. Hard. If I lived in that there London, I’d go and watch the funny fecker myself.
Go and watch this mullet and laugh at him. Hard. If I lived in that there London, I’d go and watch the funny fecker myself.
After a dreadful night’s sleep in hospital and tons of pain this clip just cracked me up. I’ve no idea if it’s staged or not but it’s hilarious.
After a dreadful night’s sleep in hospital and tons of pain this clip just cracked me up. I’ve no idea if it’s staged or not but it’s hilarious.
A Tory MP has denied that NHS privatisation is happening, to a constituent. 10 others seem to be attempting to discredit important information.🚨🚨🚨 If this concerns you, sign+retweet💙please. We cannot tolerate MPs behaving in this manner: actionnetwork.org/petitions/open…
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Palestinians 🇵🇸 who have watched loved ones murdered, who have lost their homes, who are now refugees, send a message of thanks to the students who are refusing to be silenced into accepting genocide. Don’t stop taking about Gaza 🇵🇸 They hear you.
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Fuck me this is still magnificent
Fuck me this is still magnificent
The legendary @TomStadeComic is back on the road from Sept with a brand new show #riskybusiness Dates across the UK & Ireland - join this intrepid #TimeTraveller on another adventure! Tickets onsale now @TicketmasterUK & tomstade.com
Is there anything this man can do?
Is there anything this man can do?
A much love doll, Olive, has just been lost on a train either at Doncaster or on the @LNER train from Doncaster to London. I have a devastated little girl and I’ve seen these sorts of posts work before.
The replies to this. Fuck me. 10 years on Twitter a video like this would have seen the guy universally condemned in the replies. Today? Not so much. He has plenty of supporters.
The replies to this. Fuck me. 10 years on Twitter a video like this would have seen the guy universally condemned in the replies. Today? Not so much. He has plenty of supporters.
Jo speaks the truth.
HQ…let the party begin 👊🏿
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‘Think Tank', released on this day in 2003
Hey, you. This is important. Cheetahs don't roar, they meow like housecats.
@PicturesFoIder Hitting a falling water drop
@PicturesFoIder best actor and the best father 😎
Today marks 5 years since we released 5, Thank you for being on this unique journey with us. The love ❤️ and support from you all is so special and encourages us to keep pushing through life to create the art With love Sault x
R.I.P. Bernard Hill- aka Yosser Hughes, I'll never forget his remarkable portrayal of Yosser, acting of the highest quality, made me laugh, she'd a tear and the first time I became aware of mental health issues on a tv show, a brilliant actor.
RIP Bernard Hill. His performance as Yosser Hughes on Boys from the Blackstuff was perfection and British television at it's best
Some images bring back a glut of memories and emotions. There are times when it feels like we are all just a pay day away from this. Surely one of the most powerful tv performances ever. RIP Bernard Hill.
How can these guys not be in the @rockhall I mean come on...
Stray dog gets adopted.
I believe Andy Street is running the Birmingham half marathon today. I feel as if I've been hit by a bus after last few weeks campaigning, fair play if he manages it.
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When you spot the far right upset at you, you know you’re on the right side of history 🇬🇧 flag bangers be raging
“GARY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS IS MADNESS”
Yesterday, a man kicked Moobear in the face as she went up to say hello as he sat on a bench. She yelped. Thankfully, she is physically ok. But we are both just a little bit less in love with things today
Amazing that running for Mayor of London on a platform of "I hate London and everyone who lives in London" didn't work.
Phew!!! Love em love emmmmmm 💖
Today marks 5 years since we released 5, Thank you for being on this unique journey with us. The love ❤️ and support from you all is so special and encourages us to keep pushing through life to create the art With love Sault x
Bye then!
Escaping Sadiq Khan’s London.
Can’t help enjoying the irony that hundreds of Tory MP’s will soon have to retrain as something else, which is exactly what #RishiSunak and others told us in the entertainment industry to do during the pandemic. #Election2024 #TimeForChange
Amid all the local election drama yesterday, we were out campaigning in Burgess Hill and Haywards Heath for ther General Election, and getting a great reception on the doorstep. The latest polling shows @UKLabour marginally ahead in Mid Sussex, so all to play for.
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