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sexually attracted to diddy kong Joined October 2009-
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Theres just not enough hours in a day to sort these bottles
Vince LaSalle and Gretchen Grundler their baby playing 12 years in the league, then brain surgeon.
No one gives less fucks then a @Wendys worker
Matt Mays didn't start with stuck in the middle with you.
Do you think I care I got a crowbar in my bag
I really hope the Kanye and Kim sims I made in high school are still together.
Song of the year. open.spotify.com/track/3vonKK5u…
I'd like to dedicate this next joint to my mans, you know Big Hookie and Baba from the laundromat.
It's good to know you can take a break from @PlayOverwatch and not have to worry about if your teammates forgot what a payload is. Because they never knew what it was to begin with.
When you sign on to @PlayOverwatch and notice that your player icon is no longer the flag of Israel, so you go to change it back because it must of been accidentally changed only to realize it's no longer available.😢 #SadDay
Hey @Wendys when the answer to "can please have some ketchup?" Become " have a nice day" and slam the window in your face?
With My Name is Earl being added to Disney+ it's only a matter of time before we see a My Name is Earl attraction at Disneyland.
Dennis had a reason to say it and you're not Dennis.
I've never seen someone so mad at an election, @TheRealTyMitton was taking your voter registration card then handing you a 2 of hearts then yelling "3 no Trump" all because they cancelled the bridge club meeting at the Riverview mall.
Got an MF DOOM tattoo just to honour a legend turns out I got it 6 days after his death.
Madvillainy is the best album of all time. I'm not a violent person but I will fight anyone to depend that fact RIP @MFDOOM
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sokkas first girlfrie.. @elonmuskswaifu
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Reminding me of one of my favorite series of posts ever
Racism and xenophobia are killing people and our planet.
Wildlife against the wall at the U.S.-Mexico border. 🎥: @Sky_Islands & @wildlandsnetwrk
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Special assist by @JoakimNoah 🫶 @SpecialOlympics #BAL4
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Had to break character during the “Fuck School” episode of Trigger Warning with Killer Mike when this happened - even tho our Canadian Prince can’t be President we always are Black and PROUD! ✊🏾😂 … full show on netflix!
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