Emma @fireisfun2024
Joined April 2024-
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When someone starts talking to me after I just woke up
omg i hate being the new girl at work they be treating you like you slow😭
Life is short, so shut the fuck up and do something fun with your life while you can
You're already going to Hell at this point, so you might as well go big or go home.
can’t even kms bc fomo like i just know u guys are gonna have fun without me
People who shit on other people's happiness are the worst kind of people.
“YoU’rE cRaZy” bat sht baby, i tried to tell you.
"What the fuck is wrong with people?" is a thought I shouldn't have to have as often as I do.
i’m not built to work, i’m built to dilly dally and shimmy sham.
F is for Friday, and... 😏
Scheduling a lobotomy at Home Depot
look, i can either be funny or mentally stable. you can’t have both.
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the way I believe my therapist and I would be friends under different circumstances is probably how men feel when they think their hooters waitress is into them
Drinking pickle juice straight from the jar might be the fountain of youth. We don't know. I'll keep you posted but it seems to be fixing me.
What doesn't kill you wakes you up at 5 am asking for cereal and Bluey
i wish other animals could smoke. smoking a cigarette with a raccoon or raven would fix me
All this time I thought I was a good person but how I react to slow walkers in front of me would really suggest that I’m absolutely not a good person
sure therapy is great, but have you ever screamed “fuuuuuuuck” really really really loud and then treated yourself to a little snack after.
My 4yo niece: do you have a girlfriend? Me: no Niece: a boyfriend? Me: no [pause] Niece: do you have a friend? 😭😭😭
how to break it to this dude that he is dating the patti harrison character in a tim robinson sketch
You know who you are
A border collie gently guiding ducklings into a puddle
The United States could never fucking ever.
8 dudes are locked up in a garage somewhere rn attacking 1 blunt
When someone starts talking to me after I just woke up
The immediate bookbag drop. Oh she was ready for bully
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