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Stop. Hamm-er time
It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
Funniest thing I did after having heart surgery was getting extremely stoned and watching Killing of a Sacred Deer by myself
betting my life savings on a game of hungry hungry hippo
If they didnt want me sticking forks in outlets they shouldnt have made them look like that
best books where someone gets kicked in the head by a horse? You can't answer Lime Twig or Under the Volcano
Hey man just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed opening your recent article in a new tab
It’s so maddening that there’s a class of deans, presidents, provosts—Gee, Diermeier, et al—who just get shuffled around from institution to institution, leaving trails of destruction which actually constitute their qualifications for the next position
After years of not being brave enough, I think im going to do it . Im finally gomna start smoking
they're gonna pull a sufjan. do Minnesota and Illinois and then call it quits
My answer will SHOCK you
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‼️: NYPD throw Columbia student down the steps on campus. THIS BRUTALITY IS WHAT MINOUCHE SHAFIK DEEMS ACCEPTABLE.
You are in his dms I am brushing my teeth in my wheelchair
A doddering President who thinks Israel can do no wrong, a corrupt charlatan cop mayor, an out of touch neoliberal university administrator...it took the whole Democratic coalition coming together to make this moment happen
listening to WKCR this shit is absolutely fucking insane
Columbia giving a "shelter in place for your safety" order when calling in the NYPD says so much. They just gave a bunch of psychopaths a green light to beat up their students.
Amen sister
Would love to see a student demonstration in behalf of peace. Not pro-Israel, not pro-Palestinian. Just good ol’ peace. Any of those?
nobody wants to accept it but this summer will be all about ascetism
Thinking about the story I told in my mother’s eulogy about how when I was a child she trapped me in a room and told me I couldn’t leave until I had written a sentence that was true and beautiful… maybe not so Sweet in retrospect
@evangrizlon more coherent than mine I'm sure! What else by Hawkes would you recommend?
@evangrizlon Pretty sure the narrator of Kathryn Scanlan’s Kick the Latch gets kicked in the head by a horse at one point
@evangrizlon I'm sure someone got kicked in the head by a horse somewhere in Blood Meridian.
Some news! I'm uprooting my life for fiction yet again to pursue a PhD in creative writing & literature at @uofcincy this fall and I couldn't be more excited.
might be my favorite version, in fact—the pathos of Herbert Marshall, an amputee, playing the dad bowed over by grief… the way the film shifts to Technicolor within the garden…
Fred Wilcox's THE SECRET GARDEN—starring Margaret O'Brien, Dean Stockwell, and Herbert Marshall—premiered 75 years ago today. It was the second film adaptation of the 1911 novel, after the 1919 Famous Players-Lasky version, though the earlier film is considered lost.
For a story, of course: have you witnessed the term "cake eater" anywhere on dating apps? If this is familiar to you at all, I'd love to chat.
If you can get a man to cut his hair a certain way you can get him to do anything
this is how the ancient greeks fucked their kept boys back in the day. maybe have some respect for your elders
Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.