erin @erinwouldtweet
small business owner / cat whisker collector printsandgiggles.com New York, USA Joined June 2017-
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I just picked a crumb out of my bra and now my daughter has to find one
My son will be in Kindergarten next year and I'm super bummed about how regimented it is 😢
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When you lay your head down on your pillow can you hear it expanding and contracting all night or was I made incorrectly
If there was an Olympic sport for launching the remote off my bed by yanking the covers up, I'd win the gold for height AND distance
Me to my 5yo son: do you think that when Zelda and Link were kids they played the floor is gloom?? 5yo: 😑
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Wrestler: We were working 300 shows a year, I compressed four vertebrae and almost died of a staph infection but was back in two weeks Dark Side of the Ring Narrator: It was then that she turned to drugs Bruce Pritchard: Ya she just had her demons, nobody ever knew why
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 15 years of fart jokes and @Mets tweets. I mean @Mets X’s. Maybe changing the name after “tweet” entered the language landscape was a misfire y’all.
my seven year old just called me “cremo” (cringe + emo) i did not reproduce just to be roasted daily
Every day is Take Your Child to Work Day when you work from home.
@erinwouldtweet My dad is a cheap ass New Englander he could never
When I was A young man My father Took me into the city To see the Rangers play… #NYR
Stephen King’s The Stand is the Stanley Kubrick’s Full Metal Jackets of Tina Turner’s Proud Mary.
Arch please stay here thank you
Every throw from Arch Manning in the spring game 🔥🔥🔥 Ladies and Gentleman...we might just have another legit Manning in the QB world
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Made chicken and now I can’t eat it because it’s too chickeny 😭😭😭😭😭
god I love being right and perfect