DUMPSTER DOGGY @dumpsterdoggy
teaching women to build wealth + investing expert [email protected] dumpsterdogblog.com New York City Joined April 2013-
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If you salivate over the thought of a three-day weekend, maybe it's a sign to take some action to ensure you're not doomed to work forever—because that's America's plan for you. Spend an hour organizing your money or learning to invest
watching and rewatching the dark moment in this ad where a line cook quits his job because he invested in crypto using FTX because Tom Brady told him to youtu.be/uymLJoKFlW8
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So many good things shared today from folks who took @dumpsterdoggy’s investing class tonight 😍😍
Financial planning doesn’t exist in a vacuum, it exists within a deeply inequitable landscape in which women, especially women of color, are underpaid, overburdened and already pushed past the point of burnout with limited, if any, bandwidth to spare.
Wanna learn about freelance? @KatTretina @MMarquit @accordingathena Black PF content? @richandregular @MichLovesMoney @BuildingBread Investing? @dumpsterdoggy @ErynSchultz We all don’t have the same niches. So shout out the right creators when you get specific asks
Want to learn all about investing… in an EASY-TO-UNDERSTAND way!? Listen to our new podcast episode w/ @dumpsterdoggy ➡ journeytolaunch.com/episode280 ⬅
If the goal is to motivate non-finance people to take interest in investing, this won’t work! What does? When people learn they don't have to spend their whole lives thinking about it and that simple (& effective) strategies exist. Let people have their drag queens & french fries
What did I do right in this life to be asked on the @JourneyToLaunch podcast!!? !??????
I’m taking a 4 week “Investing 101” workshop with @dumpsterdoggy / @TFDiet and one of the things she said was that “Retirement is the single largest expense you will ever have in your life.” Got my ass into gear REAL QUICK.
I still have a few more spots! Teachers, let me teach you how to invest!
I still have a few more spots! Teachers, let me teach you how to invest!
I wrote a little something about my credentials for teaching investing 💕 See this Instagram post by @dumpster.doggy instagram.com/p/CeWnMpEuMwb/…
feels impossible to work right now, but if you'd like to join me for a little financial self-care tonight, I'm here.
feels impossible to work right now, but if you'd like to join me for a little financial self-care tonight, I'm here.
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I'm going to remember forever the day that Israel was shelling hospitals, killing fleeing refugees and shutting off the electricity for NICU babies in incubators, the president of UC system sent us an email expressing concern about anti-Semitism & telling us to behave ourselves.
The ultimate hope in the midst of this unspeakable, paralyzing horror - so uncharacteristically out in the open , so unmasked , is that million of Jews, Christian, Muslims, Buddhists , atheists stand together and refuse the bait ; which is to seek a biblical justification for…
People don’t really understand what this number means or the magnitude of the loss caused by this gap. There simply is no area of American life that would not have been significantly improved if HBCUs had been fairly funded. This is not an exaggeration. 1/
HBCUs have been underfunded by $12 billion, federal officials reveal npr.org/2023/10/06/120…
Sometimes ya just gotta throw on ‘Master of Puppets’ and think back to how it felt to be a 12-year-old girl growing up in the pine woods, far from any big city or sidewalks, dreaming of becoming a writer someday. Anyway, the paperback version of my book comes out today.
Hosting a workshop tonight with @dumpsterdoggy on how to buy a home in the 2023 market (helloooo interest rates!!) First, we help you decide whether or not you want to buy a home. Then, if the answer is yes, we help you figure out how. Register: amandaholden.podia.com/real-estate-20…
LOOMING LARGE With the largest labor #strike in America since the 1950s looming, #Teamsters General President Sean M. O'Brien paid a visit to the @UPS Nassau Hub in the heart of New York City to rally members as they prepare for the picket line on August 1. #1u #SolidaritySummer
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The internet is still scrutinizing my student loan tweet five years after I hit send.
Found a Tweet from @MattLaneWrites on one of my favorite math related TikToker's pages lol tiktok.com/t/ZT8eF5Frg/
Since I was a college freshman, Republicans have been wrong on every major policy issue: Launching wars, voting rights, LGBTQ+ rights, taxes, social services, COVID, healthcare, even school lunch for children. Every single one.
Adam Friedland: When I was a teenager, Bush was president and I fucking hated Bush. Chris Cuomo: Why would you ever invest that in anybody else? Friedland: Because they killed a million people
If god didn’t want me to take Xanax he wouldn’t have prescribed it to my roommate
@mariskreizman I’m “apron strings around Roman’s nuts.”
@mariskreizman i'm willa's cowprint couch about yay long
When Tina Turner left her first husband - who was also her boss, captor, and brutal tormentor - she snuck out of their Dallas hotel room with a single thought in her mind: "The way out is through the door." From there she fled across the midnight freeway, semi-trucks careening…
@RisenPhoenix13 @Desiree_Dakin @scotiabank You missed the part where a lawyer of unstated and irrelevant gender was hired and has been working on this case.
There were 30 cops, literally, in my subway station last night. Just standing there in a vast crowd, getting paid overtime. This is why libraries are closing on weekends and public schools are falling apart
@mariskreizman It’s a long way back from pond life
@mariskreizman I’m a long way back from amoeba.