webster @drakes

you know me, i'm the duck on the drake's package. i'm kind of a big deal. official account for drake's cakes. shop.drakescake.com Joined March 2013

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webster @drakes

6 months ago

the time change isn’t my favorite, but i always look on the bright side -- i now have an extra hour to enjoy devil dogs.

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6 months ago

pro tip: tomorrow, pass out devil dogs instead of candy. speaking from experience, you’re sure to be the everyone’s favorite duck on the block.

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7 months ago

duck math 🦆 lesson 5 - treating yourself with nice things is an investment in yourself. so you're doing yourself a disservice if you don't have a pantry full of devil dogs.

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7 months ago

duck math 🦆 lesson 4 - if a friend gifts you a box of ring dings, you've basically made money. (also, tell them to contact me, i need more friends that share ring dings.)

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7 months ago

duck math 🦆 lesson 3 - if you pay with cash for your morning devil dog, that means your breakfast is free.

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7 months ago

duck math 🦆 lesson 2 - if you buy drake’s cakes during a sale and don't stock up, you have more to spend on cake. why don't you?

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7 months ago

duck math 🦆 lesson 1 - if i eat both yodels in a twin-wrapped pack, it only counts as 1.

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7 months ago

i'm going to take this week to teach you duck math. first lesson is tomorrow.

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7 months ago

its national coloring day. i still think orange is the best look for me, but what color ascot would you select? my runner up would be devil dog brown, for obvious reasons.

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8 months ago

yesterday was fight procrastination day. procrastination might have won overall, but i still made time to eat my devil dog.

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8 months ago

today im not only bringing my best manners to work. i'm also bringing devil dogs. #bringyourmannerstoworkday

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8 months ago

packing my back pack and checking it twice. pencils? check. paper? check. devil dogs? check. check. check.

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8 months ago

#nationaltellajokeday what's my favorite thing to watch on tv? . . . 🥁 ...duck-umentaries

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8 months ago

#nationaltellajokeday why am i such a good friend? . . . 🥁 ...because i always pick up the bill.

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8 months ago

#nationaltellajokeday why am i so good at improv? . . . 🥁 ...because i always wing it!

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10 months ago

it's national handshake day. once i tried to make up a secret handshake with my devil dog, but devil dogs don't have hands... and wait.. i don't either. i only have feathers.

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10 months ago

ahhh, the first day of summer feels nice. i'm going to grab my shades and enjoy my daily devil dog in the sun.

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10 months ago

to all the dads - treat yourself with a fudge dipped devil dog today. happy fathers day.

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11 months ago

shoutout to my best friend -- devil dogs. happy best friends day. my best friend is loyal, funny and tasty.

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11 months ago

to finish up my summer bucket list... #4 - play an excellent match of badminton. #5 - complete a fun summer craft. #6 - plan a selfcare day. #7 - build a campfire.