Doug MacLean @doug_maclean
I have the kind of face that says, “Tell me about your upsetting, paranoid, borderline-racist worldview, fellow bus-rider.” Vancouver Joined March 2011-
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The worst part about working in a bakery is the high turnover rate.
I had a dream last night that I ate the world's largest marshmallow, and when I woke up, my kidneys were missing.
Hydration backpacks are a great way to drink unencumbered during hikes and custody hearings.
It really dispels a lot of confusion when a Youtube user with a name like SwagBoner69 explicitly clarifies he doesn’t own The Beatles.
I like Homeland because it’s morally challenging. Sure, terrorists are “bad,” but do I really want to root for someone who likes jazz?
Sometimes I feel as if I’m losing touch with humanity, but then I just close the blinds.
Saw an ad the other day that said 75% Off Pants, and it’s like, just call them shorts.
I feel as if I’d be a much more confident adult if I hadn't fucked up so many Choose Your Own Adventure books as a child.
My parents say I lack self-awareness. Pfft! Racists.
For me, a positive self-image is contingent upon whether or not it’s Kids Week on Jeopardy!
Jeez! You ask for one “haircut until completion” and suddenly you’re banned from the salon.
Just saw an ad for Bates Motel. There hasn't been this much will-they-won’t-they incestuous sexual tension on television since Frasier.
Fun Fact: Singer-songwriter Jack Johnson writes all of his lyrics while looking through the scope of a McMillan Tac-50 sniper rifle.
I gave up reading the Wikipedia article on adult ADHD halfway through the explanation of the acronym.
If we know all of the ancillary reindeer by name, why wouldn’t we recall the most famous reindeer of all?
I’m beginning to suspect the incessant crying of the baby in the adjacent apartment is just really narrow target-marketing by Trojan condoms
Student at terrorist training camp bombs final exam.
Cabinetmaker gives it all up to pursue vanity project.
Clicked a BuzzFeed link and now I feel as if I have to read 20 @AP articles and establish a writing scholarship just to offset this feeling.
This Mother's Day, don't forget to thank your local gas station attendant for her sage advice and non-judgemental service.
Nola @SamanthaKl88917
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Jack? @shesterrible_
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Supremacy @Supremacy_Movie
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SGC 🔥🔥🔥🔥 .. @SamGorC
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Cursive @CursiveTheBand
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moses cc @mosescc_
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Paper Thin @PaperThinMovie
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David Brister @davidmbrister
3 Followers 11 Following Me:I maintain that my sole subterfuge was in lying about being an architect! Judge:Silence in the court!
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Adam Ells @adamells
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Joshua Bragg @Joshmbragg
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Hollaback Toronto @Hollaback_TO
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LiveFromKirrinIsland @LiveFromKI
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carlton spielberg @clintonio12
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Sandy Mackay @mackaysandy
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Rian LS @RianandUlu
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RoisinB @roisinneasa
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Cathy Keeling @cathy_keeling
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Nikki Gaudon @NikkiGaudon
78 Followers 113 Following I do not and will not fear tomorrow because I feel as though today has been enough
Bec Groves @GrovesBec
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Big Deal McNeil @BigDealWLC
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Bridge Street @Bridge_St_Cafe
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David Brister @BristerDavid
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michael @mbastnyvr
373 Followers 2K Following animal advocate, autodidact, caring human being, dog trainer, worrywort. he/him
f I. @fislamber
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Anastacia Merrigan @thecafemistress
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Mark Brister @markcbrister
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jeffrey david parker @JeffParkerNS
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Cimreau @Cimreau
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Heather @hlsherrard
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Post-Left Watch @PostLeftWatch
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Andy Kindler @AndyKindler
135K Followers 7K Following A Comedium. Mort on #BobsBurgers Podcast: @thought_spiral with @JElvisWeinstein https://t.co/DLxHtjMc5n #FOT he/him
Mark Cuban @mcuban
8.8M Followers 2K Following Dunking on the pharma industry with @costplusdrugs.com, the lowest prices on meds anywhere. check it out !
loudmouth internet bu.. @Pro_Buffoonery
146 Followers 707 Following “Better to be a traitor to your country than a traitor to your class”
The Outbursts Of Ever.. @john34766308
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Media Matters @mmfa
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Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt
273K Followers 4K Following I hunt fake history and correct it, but also post amazing real history stuff. Rude, obscene, vulgar, racist people who can't act like grown-ups get blocked.
British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy
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Good Faces @good_faces_bot
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Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp
765K Followers 323 Following the very worst of this hell app pfp and banner @pfpdrawer
Todd in the Shadows @ShadowTodd
111K Followers 428 Following Be-shadowed music reviewer on YouTube, cohost of @SongVsSongPod Patreon: https://t.co/VE9NNAJlih Media/inquiries: [email protected]
Jagmeet Singh @theJagmeetSingh
626K Followers 1K Following Pronounced Jug(rhymes with hug)-MEET! | Leader of Canada's New Democratic Party | Le chef du NPD du Canada | Text me 👉🏽 613-801-8210
Steve Dildarian @stevedildarian
6K Followers 434 Following Creator of HBO's The Life & Times of Tim, and Max's Ten-Year-Old Tom.
Ben Kearnobi @BenKearns6
10K Followers 836 Following He/Him Contact:[email protected] Voice Actor https://t.co/S8GOe4Cmyf
Dave Dameshek @Dameshek
193K Followers 1K Following Accountant for Taste MINUS THREE: https://t.co/O7GCeA6AEk EXTRA POINTS: https://t.co/ynYybrN2uZ DDameshek on Insta
Michael Chiklis @MichaelChiklis
115K Followers 1K Following “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” ~ Socrates
Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck
53K Followers 6K Following "It pays to go with the union card everytime." - Ziggy
Dobby Club @DobbyClub06
35K Followers 317 Following tweet the tweet. like the tweet. retweet the tweet. god, life’s relentless
YMS (Adum) @2gay2lift
199K Followers 2K Following The official YMS Twitter account. I am also @YMSPlays and @anUnkindness_. Follows are not endorsements. any/all https://t.co/Zq6asVDZZE
Ed Boon @noobde
821K Followers 293 Following Co-Creator of Mortal Kombat & Injustice..... Chief Creative Officer Mortal Kombat & NetherRealm Studios. We make games with Ninjas and Super-Heroes.
Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni
552K Followers 409 Following the guy who recognizes every “free thinker” “Patriot” for what they really are. I play pretend sometimes. I’m nicer on Instagram: @chris_meloni
Diston @shaundiston
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Rhea Seehorn @rheaseehorn
389K Followers 1K Following Actor. (Pictured above.) Better Call Saul, VEEP, Twilight Zone, The Act, Whitney, Franklin & Bash, and almost all of what imdb says I did.
The Perry Bible Fello.. @PBFcomics
108K Followers 1K Following Now offering Limited Edition prints: https://t.co/9gcEjd2v8K Support on Patreon: https://t.co/yMKGyrR8OP by @perryfellow, often with friends
Kyle Mooney @kylemooney
131K Followers 920 Following Our show Saturday Morning All Star Hits! is on Netflix now!
Found Footage Fest @foundfootage
25K Followers 723 Following A celebration of odd and hilarious videos found at thrift stores across the USA. Support the FFF at https://t.co/i1KRAYyh22
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.4M Followers 613 Following 20% off your first purchase, use code 'FIRST'! DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
Jenifer Lewis @JeniferLewis
158K Followers 528 Following A triple threat: actress, singer, dancer...what's your triple? Instagram: @jeniferlewisforreal
Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone
178K Followers 31K Following New tour dates. Podcast NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE New albums CATS, COPS AND STUFF, PAULA POUNDSTONE GOES TO COLLEGE streaming worldwide.
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwiki
888K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
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Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce
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Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss
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Kliph Nesteroff @ClassicShowbiz
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Mike Judge @MikeJudge
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Rep. Katie Porter @RepKatiePorter
1.3M Followers 97 Following Minivan-driving single mom, law professor, consumer advocate 🚙👩🏻🏫 Usually carrying a whiteboard, always bringing the receipts 🧾
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.9M Followers 596 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
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601 Followers 39 Following @BonanasPod, ADPPP, and Dalton Wilcox quotes with absolutely zero context. **Editor's Bio: I'm just your average 173-yr-old blacksmith living in Red River, NM**
Dan Rather @DanRather
2.6M Followers 1K Following Journalist, storyteller, lifelong reader. Texan by birth and by choice. Author of STEADY: https://t.co/8kW1QUbZQJ
Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz
59K Followers 873 Following Making a Nine Inch Nails cover album. #NINPeeledBack.
Internet Is Undefeated 🤣
Make your house stand out with copper gutters!
Braindead 1992 / New Zealand / Peter Jackson ⚡️sound on⚡️
I love films about men with totally normal faces.
Get a load of this guy tweeting like it’s 1993! Hey @Travistritt, to paraphrase your tune: Here’s a quarter- shove it up your bigoted hillbilly ass!
I will be deleting all Anheuser-Busch products from my tour hospitality rider. I know many other artists who are doing the same.
I concluded ‘Indian In The Cabinet’ with these words: “Isn’t that the way of change—the unseen becoming seen?”… (p.298) Are things becoming more seen? 🤔 #cdnpoli
My wife just started couples counseling with another man
woman who has “be kind” in her bio
A man of great strength and grace. As talented a musician as he was an actor. The epitome of class. An sudden unexpected sharp painful grief for our artistic family. An unimaginable suffering for his personal family and loved ones. Godspeed my friend. You made your mark here. RIP
Excuse me a minute (taps up fat vein and injects this). Ahh.
LOL: Briahna Joy Gray BREAKS the brain of Rising guest Bethany Mandel by asking her to define "wokeness"
hustle mindset @meg_bano
@NetflixIsAJoke what if you gave it to us early
If you watch only one video today….make it a monkey washing a cat…
State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
When the music is too woke at Earls
In Regina Sask tonight.
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We fought for it – and you stood with us Now, it’s confirmed. Grocery CEOs including Galen Weston of Loblaws have been summoned before Parliament to testify about food prices. It's happening on March 8. I won’t take it easy on them.
Let me tell you about this guy named Prince … pretty sure nobody ever looked at him as being “emasculated” or less than manly. Prince would have done this cover with heels on and pants with the ass out, and been sexy AF. We gotta stop worrying about the wrong shit.
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