Jeve Stobs @devstobs
It's human nature to underestimate how fat the tails really are Everything I say on this site should be prefaced with "in my opinion" In the ☁️ Joined December 2020-
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The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed about AI. He fears the permanent underclass. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Read Gary Marcus. LLMs are stochastic parrots—they can't reason out of distribution." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says, "I am in distribution!"
this is my quant
The Roman soldiers guarding the tomb this morning
I AM UN UNKILLABLE GOD. MY FAMILY GOT ITS REVENGE. I AM ICARUS WITH SUN PROOF WINGS. I AM CRYING. GO HUSKIES. GO HUSKIES FOREVER.
One of the most iconic photos you will ever see What a moment for Braylon Mullins
To beat God, you have to be good. To beat The Devil, you need to pull out some tricks. UConn is going to the Final Four. Twice.
Today, UConn basketball has the small task of beating both God and The Devil
1-seeds were 134-0 when leading by 15+ at halftime before today ... they are now 134-1 🤯
EVERGREEN TWEET
“Sir, a second UConn team has made the Final Four”
17-3 in the NCAA Tournament since
EAT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING WORDS
OH MY GOODNESS 😱 UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE #MarchMadness
BRAYLON MULLINS FOR THE WIN 😱 UCONN ELIMINATES DUKE IN THE FINAL SECONDS 👀 (via @MarchMadnessMBB)
loved her work but this is really disappointing. i hope she can clear this up
To confirm, this “100% AI generated” passage is the opening of chapter 5 from Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein
Margin Call, Private Credit edition be like
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US is allowing Iranian oil to pass through the Strait of Hormuz
JUST IN: US is allowing Iranian oil to pass through the Strait of Hormuz
@KrissBergTweets Loooks like all grades are volatile but %-wise it seems like premium takes it the hardest. Is refinery output fixed or it’s the wholesale spread that widens? Or is it just the first to go bc of lower supply? also, is it wise to turn to E85 when this stuff starts? Thank you
"Drain the swamp"
Weeks after a sewer line collapse dumped raw sewage into the Potomac, testing now shows E. coli levels thousands of times above safe limits. washingtonian.com/2026/02/11/wee…
No third world country is safe once the markets close. To a third world dictator, the ringing open of the New York Stock Exchange on a Monday morning sounds as sweet as church bells.
Emma & glitch @jswhitt_scott
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Cam 🍓 @charrisowl1988
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Kim 🇮🇹 @_mommavestor1
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Isabel Torres @Shawand64I
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jim iuorio @jimiuoriors
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Bucket Shop Capital �... @buclketshopcap
295 Followers 6K Following Private investor. Former allocator and buyside TMT analyst.
David Simon @David_E_Simon
1K Followers 998 Following Associate Professor at the University of Connecticut. Faculty Research Fellow at the National Bureau of Economic Research. He/Him
Jame Jude @__jimmy_jude13
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zek @coincoin228
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perry @truthshazam
619 Followers 2K Following seeking and sharing the truth, MAGA, prioritizing the USA in all matters, resetting America back to what our founding fathers intended, supporting health to all
Ernest @Jazz8088
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Precious @LUA7W0WagSESKb
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MadelineNora @026D38V264R06
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Bonnibelle Shopp @Bonnibelle89435
0 Followers 167 Following A bolsa brasileira subiu 300% em três dias Tutores profissionais, cadastre-se e aprenda de graça. WS: https://t.co/eKeC2ZAseG
JudyBridges @jEcXgbw5xdEt2P
27 Followers 2K Following
Mat Velloso @matvelloso
44K Followers 3K Following Former VP at Meta, Former VP at Google DeepMind, Former MSFT. Opinions here are mine.
Hedgeye Asset Managem... @HedgeyeAM
2K Followers 9 Following Hedgeye Asset Management is an SEC Registered Investment Adviser that manages exchange traded funds, indices and model portfolios, utilizing Hedgeye research.
Dove - AI Email @dovedotemail
145 Followers 20 Following Not email + AI. AI email. Silences the noise. Surfaces what matters. Helps with what's next.
U.S. Currency @uscurrency
24K Followers 29 Following Welcome to the U.S. Currency Education Program Twitter channel, an official U.S. government account to inform the public about U.S. currency
Paul W. Swaney III @paulswaney3
34K Followers 3K Following I buy blue-collar industrial businesses PE firms won't touch | Navy → Amazon → McKinsey → PE → Founder @SwaneyGroupCap 🇺🇸🇮🇱
Mu Hat Capital @Muhatcapital
9K Followers 51 Following Mu Hat is an institutional IM building quantitative portfolios that target superior risk-adjusted returns | Open to QPs only | Not financial advice.
Razor Oil @RazorOil
32K Followers 623 Following I talk about Canadian 🇨🇦 Oil | Low cost-of-supply permabull | Won some cool awards 🏆 | Not a qualified financial advisor, but a very qualified SAGD expert ♨️
Scott Jones (XBI guy) @RyeNotBerben
4K Followers 1K Following Often wrong, always in doubt, compulsively committed to being right-sized since 2003. Independent trader. American whiskey collector.
Thaddius Chunderwaffl... @Thaddiuschunder
727 Followers 327 Following Bourbon, Arizona Sports, Mid-Major Madness
X Money @XMoney
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Loco Macro @andrewjames3200
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Gwart @GwartyGwart
40K Followers 557 Following Just because Beanie Babies crashed in value, doesn’t mean that stuffed animals weren’t going to be important.
Jane Cazneau - 🇺�... @JaneCazneau
924 Followers 131 Following Pronouns: Build/SDI | Starship Age Thinker Sometimes I talk about finance, nothing I say is ever advice of any kind
Rory Johnston @Rory_Johnston
105K Followers 1K Following oil market researcher | founder of https://t.co/8wKzFUwRqf | former bank economist | markets, code, barbecue | subscribe to my research:
Patrick De Haan @GasBuddyGuy
108K Followers 2K Following fuel prices, explained honestly data over politics, no tolerance for BS. integrity matters thousands of interviews, trusted by every White House administration
Luigi Buttiglione @LButtiglione_
7K Followers 117 Following Luigi is the CEO at @lbmacro which provides exclusive, independent, customized advisory on global macroeconomic dynamics and monetary policies.
Joe Lonsdale @JTLonsdale
296K Followers 511 Following I'm an entrepreneur, investor, & philanthropist. I founded @PalantirTech @Addepar @UAustinOrg @8VC & other mission-driven orgs. Bold policy @InstituteCicero
OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical
1.7M Followers 924 Following PAI enjoyer, OSINT guy @hntrbrkmedia, my views/freezing cold takes are my own. For full disclosures, visit https://t.co/JOtQx4pI3e.
U.S. Graphics Company @usgraphics
62K Followers 485 Following Engineering graphics. Check out our new typeface, Berkeley Mono → https://t.co/dUqr2XX9Wm
Quantіan @quantian1
97K Followers 508 Following Voted “Most Likely To Appear on Wikipedia’s ‘List of Largest Trading Losses’” among graduating class
ltmleverage @ltmleverage
2K Followers 882 Following Born and raised credit without the cliche value bent, tell me more about ur spread per turn of ltm lvg, longtime player haters ball attendee
Michael McKee @mckonomy
22K Followers 2K Following International Economics & Politics for Bloomberg TV/Radio *Formerly verified and still the same person* same ID for Threads
Respeculator @respeculator
22K Followers 2K Following Resource Speculator. “You've got to risk it for the biscuit" Everything said is OPINION not fact, DYODD. https://t.co/gnaVt4eTjD
QF Research @ResearchQf
26K Followers 385 Following PM at large institutions. Investment decisions are your responsibility. DYODD. Analyze distributionally but non-deterministically. RTs aren’t endorsements.
Robot James 🤖🏖 @therobotjames
78K Followers 1K Following the people’s gambling champion https://t.co/Ne6Mr6Sg7q
Ven @edgefills
5K Followers 646 Following Chess NM. Realize gains in real life. Figuring out where to place Pascal's wager on the roulette table. Malt Vault linked below
Ed Bradford @Fullcarry
54K Followers 446 Following US government bond trader since '93 with the usual stints along the way at primary dealers and HFs. Now on my own. Pseudonym
Sid Prabhu @sidprabhu
11K Followers 768 Following
bigVolSwan @littleVolSwan
2K Followers 99 Following equity options trader. sell gamma til u blow up; then change firm. languages spoken: greeks (delta gamma theta rho) + fortran
Loquitur Ponte Sublic... @loquitur_ponte
7K Followers 737 Following Thinking out-loud in real time. if you disagree, I hope you'll feel I showed my work.
. @Tallow_beach
3K Followers 2K Following TALLOW'S LAW: As a threadooor's time on Twitter grows longer, the probability of them poasting Ai slop about Basis approaches 1.0000
Sammy 'Ace' Rothstein @shortbus_ace
4K Followers 934 Following welcome to the Tangiers. journal of a bank stock nerd
Jay Kahn @jstatistic
2K Followers 336 Following Economist covering repo, Treasuries, money markets: markets that work quietly but fail loudly. Views my own.
Mark Sobel @sobel_mark
10K Followers 730 Following Former US Treasury/US rep IMF; US Chairman OMFIF; Non-Res Senior Advisor CSIS
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