devon @devon_94

amateur bug fixer, mediocre bug creator Toronto, Ontario Joined March 2010

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Erling Haaland @Erling

3 weeks ago

Well well well 😂

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Full-text search indexes are now available in Beta on Databricks Runtime 18.2. Create a search index with a single SQL statement to accelerate substring and keyword queries, with no query hints or application changes required. Teams are already seeing 100x+ faster substring search queries against petabyte-scale tables. Learn how it works: databricks.com/blog/accelerat…

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#DataAISummit @Data_AI_Summit

a month ago

“Lakewatch represents a massive acceleration of your SOC team. We’ve taken something like a threat assessment that might have taken a week, and Lakewatch can do it in a few minutes.” Michael Andersen, Technical Lead at Databricks, demos Lakewatch, the agentic security lakehouse.

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devon @devon_94

a month ago

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Databricks @databricks

a month ago

Introducing Lakehouse//RT, a real-time data warehouse that delivers millisecond responses at massive scale without data movement. Support real-time workloads while using the same open formats, governance, and data architecture already powering your analytics and AI.

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Matei Zaharia @matei_zaharia

a month ago

Really excited to open source a new project: Omnigent, a meta-harness for AI agents. It lets you build multi-agent coding and custom agents, sitting above Claude Code, Codex, Pi, and agent SDKs to let you compose them. It also adds live collaboration and rich control policies.

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Zephyr @zephyr_z9

a month ago

Jassy was snitching DAYUM

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BLCNYY @BLCNYY

2 months ago

ICYMI: You can now use touch controls on your Mac display with Sidecar on iPad! 👀

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The Icahnist @TheIcahnist

2 months ago

Investment Bankers working on Anduril IPO & Palantir deals

The Icahnist @TheIcahnist

2 months ago

Defense Investors in 2026:

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Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

2 months ago

@jain_harshit You motherfuckers wouldn’t listen to me so I had to get claude involved

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Andrej Karpathy @karpathy

2 months ago

Personal update: I've joined Anthropic. I think the next few years at the frontier of LLMs will be especially formative. I am very excited to join the team here and get back to R&D. I remain deeply passionate about education and plan to resume my work on it in time.

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namnas @naMnaSYt

2 months ago

this genuinely might be the worst run of any artists career

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Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos

2 months ago

>Tim Apple No fucking way 😭

The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter

2 months ago

BREAKING: President Trump says "the great" Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, is currently on the Air Force One with him on the way to China. Trump says Elon Musk, Tim Cook, Larry Fink, Stephen Schwarzman, David Solomon, and many other CEOs are joining him on the trip.

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Matei Zaharia @matei_zaharia

2 months ago

Cool work from the Databricks Model Serving team and Superhuman, to scale their custom LLM serving to 200K QPS with sub-second P99 latency! Here's how our teams got a +60% throughput gain vs the previous engine to serve over 40 million daily users. sprou.tt/1U9Jjq9glQl

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Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick

3 months ago

anthropic added an entire servicenow worth of run rate revenue in the last 30 days… can you imagine telling someone that a few years ago?

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♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency

3 months ago

windows when you try to delete a really big folder

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devon @devon_94

3 months ago

did I just get 200x?!?! 🙏🙏🙏

Sam Altman @sama

3 months ago

we are gonna do something nice for everyone who applied for the GPT-5.5 party and that we didn't have space for. hope you enjoy!

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devon @devon_94

3 months ago

gpt 5.5 xhigh, like wow wtf

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devon @devon_94

3 months ago

/goal build gpt 6

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devon @devon_94

3 months ago

GPT 5.5 is amazing, that lil goblin can cook

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devon @devon_94

3 months ago

there will be 55 goblins there

Sam Altman @sama

3 months ago

GPT-5.5 is going to have a party for itself. it chose 5/5 at 5:55 pm for the date and time. if you'd like to come, let us know here: luma.com/5.5 codex will help the team pick people from the replies. 5.5 had some good ideas/requests for the party, which we'll do.