Simpsonia @dedpheasant

dog botherer since 1968 Bishop's Waltham, England Joined March 2011

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

3 years ago

I buy cheap biscuits which the family won't enjoy, as anything that tastes remotely nice or has any chocolate disappears in a day. I consider it my contribution to my family's health. At least I have something to have with my coffee.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

3 years ago

I'm a 41 year old married father of 3. I rarely drink and haven't done any "real" drugs in 15 years. I microdose psychedelic mushrooms all day every day for going on two years. The only person that knows is the guy selling them to me. Life is grand.

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Simpsonia @dedpheasant

3 years ago

@Phil_Sledge Mummy and two daughters

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Simpsonia @dedpheasant

4 years ago

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Nissan LEAF Tekna worth over £31k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st August. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

Simpsonia @dedpheasant

16 years ago

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