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If your pastor doesn’t mention that Jesus was rolled in butter on Easter Sunday then walk out.
If your pastor doesn’t mention that Jesus was rolled in butter on Easter Sunday then walk out.
“god has to allow humanity to suffer the most cruel experiences, and require that non-Christians go to hell, otherwise he wouldn’t be a loving god”
(A stiff breeze blows across a pastor’s crotch) “Is this a sign of the end times?”
I hope this email finds you fighting the power
Children at Halloween: Yay, free candy! Costumes! Cool decorations! Fundamentalist Christians: how can we ruin this too
A haunted house but it’s just a bunch of men saying “source?” every time you speak
When your pastor tells you you’re the only chance some people will have to hear the gospel but you’re way too introverted to evangelize anyone
My friends: “yeah it can be hard when I go home for the holidays because my parents want to talk about God the whole time.” Me:
My phone just autocorrected “Jesus fucking Christ” to “Jesus fun king Christ” Do with this information what you will.
People from the South will look you dead in the eye and tell you they’re from a town called something like Old Frog Tits and you have to just accept it
About 7.25/hr I think.
Well I’m okay with the logic of it lol
Well I’m okay with the logic of it lol
Hey Christians. If you think our country needs: • Prayer in schools • Modest dress • A government centered around religious values • Sacred religious text taught in schools • Enforceable moral codes The Islamic Republic of Iran has everything you’re looking for!
And here I was worried about tiny little issues like whether it’s fitting for you to defend & protect abusers!
And here I was worried about tiny little issues like whether it’s fitting for you to defend & protect abusers!
Be very careful about any religion that tells you all sin is equal
April Ajoy @aprilajoyr
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944 Followers 1K Following Just a human trying to love people the best I know how. (he/him)@deconstructgirl And he’ll buy you some cheesecake.
my husband and I were long distance for the first 6 months of our relationship and he flew to Dallas *eight* times on $90 round-trip Spirit flights out of Atlanta. ….and he had to drive 5 hours to Atlanta. IF HE WANTED TO, HE WOULD.
It's been broughten.
“are you women okay with this?” yes.
How can women with their husbands go to the beach or pools or even on vacation with other couples where all of the wives are in bikinis or thongs? I wouldn’t be okay having my husband intentionally seeing other women practically naked. Are you women okay with this?
@ConceptualJames Grabbing women by the p*ssy is how you hate god. Cheating on your pregnant wife is how you hate god. Dehumanizing the other is how you hate god.
There’s nothing faithful about celebrating empire at your church service.
the best part of fourth of july is getting so drunk you forget you have to live in america
I’ve always loved their book. Honored they read and liked mine. 😉
That question was inspired by Bible Stories for Grownups by @josh_a_scott. Good book and good dude.
I wonder what the Court would do if businesses started refusing to serve conservative Christians due to their religious beliefs?
@megbasham When you can’t critique the actual book…
Hope to see you in a couple weeks at The Goose!
Josh Scott is returning to Wild Goose! instagram.com/p/CtLD9Ucs-6i/
@JonnyRoot_ Was jacob’s marriage to two sisters a real marriage?
@Bibledingers Is john MacArthur a Christian? Mark Driscoll? Sean Feucht? Majorie Taylor Greene? Bill Gothard? Franklin Graham?
This one definitely rubbed people the wrong way, but it’s still true.
@HonestYPTweets When I drive my car, I’m not consenting to getting into a car accident. Consent and risk are not the same thing.
“I dare say one cannot be fully committed to sharing the gospel of Jesus without advocating for racially oppressed and marginalized people.” - Joel Bowman Sr Amen. baptistnews.com/article/junete…
Therapist: Did you experience any trauma as a child? Me: I watched all of Don Bluth’s movies. Therapist: Who? Me:
How can I narrow it down to one? But one of the many would be the “Pledge of Allegiance” to the American flag.