Dayv (dayv.wtf on the other site) @dayv
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@ANice_driver Why is Venus sideways oh no she's being kidnapped
@Fuckminster @kamenism I feel bad for how the elephant is going to feel explaining the YouTube video of the fight to its children.
@Fuckminster I have beaten a goose in a fight, so I'm pretty sure of at least that much. A medium sized dog is gonna depend on the dog, and an eagle is gonna depend on what species, so let's just say goose, to be on the side of evidence-based asskicking.
Dayv (dayv.wtf on the other site) retweeted
you aren’t supposed to post all the other guy’s bangers like this
If you don’t respect our troops, you can’t lead them.
@Cassprophet_see @muddaub I'm about one to two months from buying a chainsaw and afraid my life will forever be split into "before chainsaw" and "after chainsaw".
@muddaub I got a battery-powered reciprocating saw to remove some of the original roof in my attic (long story), and I was like "holy crap, I can destroy EVERYTHING now! I should never own a gun."
@migazevedo @Kyle_MacLachlan Kyle MacLachlan between takes:
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thought I was off camera
Hey @Kyle_MacLachlan can you please explain what this wonderful little twist at the end is?
@Version69420 Losing my mind over that first sentence.
@WhackNicholson I miss dedicated, professional voice actors.
@BadMedicalTakes Now that I've seen the tweet, I have also read that, but I'm not going to go around telling people.
@_Anunnery @tmorello More importantly, do they even CARE?
@muddaub I couldn't remember Jordan Peterson's name so I googled* "pop psychologist whose daughter put him into a coma with meat" and it worked. * duckduckgo, actually
@muddaub Jordan Peterson bringing those "what if the Joker was a Maytag repairman" vibes.
As a person with type O blood, I can confirm this.
@koshersemite Hard to believe they could have stopped working in death camps at any time but they just kept following orders. I guess they didn't hate it *that* much, not enough to make a stand.
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