birchwooodcasey @darthquesadilla
ig darthquesadillla Joined March 2013-
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What do you mean the answer is no. That’s literally my answer
They want me to hate myself Not gonna happen -Charlie sheen
The man, who dressed up as Santa at Christmas and Winnie the Pooh at my birthday party, breaks my heart all the time now
Whenever I torture myself by trying to remember My mom was the best and my dad might not even be a good person anymore
Screaming and essentially freaking out burns calories in my opinion, because your heart rate and breathing is elevated because of fight or flight mode
I have two black eyes because my dad punched me in the face
@olvera7054 I’m driving to Florida even though I lost my phone I got a gps at Best Buy
skiboky stora being his government name sounds so unreal like that’s a villain name 😭
skiboky stora being his government name sounds so unreal like that’s a villain name 😭
Stanley cup
Every time
Miss gorgeous has spoken
@girlfighttv Now I see why all those Stanley cups sold out 😮 👀 If my child went to a public school I would definitely arm them with a Stanley cup! 🙌🏽
@AlexNoonan6 @shriyanevatia all these nyc girlies you’re talking about are probably transplants all of my friends who also grew up in nyc couldn’t wait to leave
She’s adorable (me)
My dad has a perverted friend named Tim I call him Peeping Tim
I hate when I see a tweet that makes me want to unfollow someone only to discover that I don’t follow them in the first place
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Mutant King Thaddius @thekingthaddius
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Ham Linehan @HamLinehan
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Polk Salad Lizzy 🦋.. @TheKnightsofLiz
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ginger 👻 @wxfflestomp
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WHY DID I JUST FIND OUT THE NYC SERIAL SNUFFER WAS SKIBOKY STORA MARCUS GARVEY GRANDSON
Apparently, that skiboky stora dude assaulted a Black woman WEEKS ago. He recorded & mocked her as she held back tears, trying to get the NYPD to arrest him in the subway, and they let him go. It took him punching a few white women for them to actually do their job. 🙃
you know why she’s so funny cause she looks like she really likes every single one of them
Definition of SHE FOR THE STREETS 🤷🏾♂️
The Six Shooter at 4 Rivers will be the death of me
Miss gorgeous has spoken
BREAKING: Sam Bankman-Fried has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for defrauding investors out of billions
@RoyIsThaTruth Every guy was happy being with her Her game must have been ELITEEE😂😂😂
no rizz just micro bangs & gorilla grip pussy
no rizz just kinda dumb with some cool tattoos
I wanted to try
Not what I was looking for, but all great suggestions
@girlfighttv Now I see why all those Stanley cups sold out 😮 👀 If my child went to a public school I would definitely arm them with a Stanley cup! 🙌🏽
@j_esco99 By their accents and way he’s outnumbered It’s either east London or Luton
@AlexNoonan6 @shriyanevatia all these nyc girlies you’re talking about are probably transplants all of my friends who also grew up in nyc couldn’t wait to leave
If you marry a NYC girlie and take her away from there you're in for a lifetime of disappointed sighs
why would anyone need $100 for lunch? what are you eating FOR LUNCH that costs $100? greedy & delusional.
I’ll never forget dropping $600+ on a last min flight last summer out bc my fam had an appointment to put my childhood cat down and I flew 2000+ miles to stop it. turns out she was just throwing a fit bc she didn’t get enough attention. she is still alive & kickin to this day.
teaching the fat Chinese baby in the pew in front of me at mass to mew so he doesn't get mogged at daycare
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