dale @dalechipaut
thinking about bad things Joined May 2015-
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Watching SpongeBob as a kid: Patrick what da hell Watching SpongeBob as an adult: oh my god I owe so many people so much money oh my god no nono I wish I could press a button and it would all be over im too much of a coward to do it any other way but if there was just a button
Extremely resilient win. Up 5-1, promptly allow the Angels to tie it in the most disastrous way imaginable, nine guys died, Chris Martin gave up a run which I didn’t know was allowed, insane win
MY HERO
TYLER O’NEILL WITH BICEPS THE SIZE OF BRITISH COLUMBIA SECOND BOMB OF THE NIGHT!! x.com/barnhasspoken2…
BRUNETTE JARREN DURAN WITH THE GO-AHEAD TANK x.com/barnhasspoken2…
watching this over and over again telling myself nothing happened
watching this over and over again telling myself nothing happened
if this didnt cost like a million dollars i would do it
if this didnt cost like a million dollars i would do it
my freakin guy
Seeing the Trevor Story injury.
when you have to turn the volume up a lil bit cuz you're eating chips
is Pivetta not the same pitcher that threw a tantrum last year when they put him in the bull pen? who was that i need to know rn
Rafael Devers MVP season incoming. x.com/barnhasspoken2…
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Man I can hear the frustration in his voice
Wholesome dad and daughter moment ❤️
Phillies are like "The font on the front of our City Connect jerseys is reminiscent of the Declaration of Independence and the blue collar is symbolic our our tireless work ethic..." Rays are like "Heh-heh, it's a glow-in-the-dark ray doing an ollie"
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30-40 hotdog vendors stormed Coachella after a fence toppled over
this Westside Gunn vinyl has a locked groove which means he just repeats ‘AYO’ for the rest of eternity
this might start out looking like a hit but it is not 🤮
My superpower? Being able to act sober when I've spent all afternoon in the pub when the wife visits her parents twice per week. It's been 2 years now & she hasn't spotted how smashed I am when she gets back. Not sure this is good sign for our marriage going forward.
The United States invented a portable sun that can be delivered by aircraft
I will always have this no one can take it from me
Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson on July 20th in Texas is now officially sanctioned as a professional fight and the result will go on both men's official pro boxing records 👀
Acting chill when the gummy has me geekin