bitchcraft @daftplague

if you’re here for professionalism get ready for disappointment. stuff here by me not endorsement or represents orgs I work with. send me an email for that shit Joined July 2008

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bitchcraft @daftplague

3 years ago

With SVB gone how will I ever cash out my avocado toasts?

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bitchcraft @daftplague

4 years ago

ffs just rename it the fart already 💨

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bitchcraft @daftplague

4 years ago

@tbridge777 Cool walk with the first sling of the jacket over your shoulder with your homies and the sound of a crisp beer cracking open youtu.be/wGp5g_y4MHA

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Shelby @shelbyn_23

4 years ago

Am I the only one that sees a problem with working 8-9 hours a day and then going home to having about 4 hours to yourself which includes getting ready for the next day??? This is not life…

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Stella Safo, MD MPH @AmmahStarr

4 years ago

Crimo apprehended alive. I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW THE POLICE MANAGE TO TAKE MASS SHOOTERS ALIVE BUT CANT LET BLACK FOLKS SURVIVE A TRAFFIC STOP WITHOUT 90 BULLETS FIRED. Like how? How does this work???

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bitchcraft @daftplague

4 years ago

protest outside SCOTUS but it’s the Midsommar communal scream

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bitchcraft @daftplague

4 years ago

Upon doth field of fucks I gaze They barren

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Just Jack @7Veritas4

4 years ago

If you think your work environment is toxic, imagine what Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is walking into.

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Eric Nelson @literaryeric

4 years ago

OMG

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[email protected] why not @rebeccawatson

4 years ago

In the US, teachers buy their own chalk while cops get Captain America shields to protect themselves from women who want healthcare

Manu Raju @mkraju

4 years ago

On way to the court

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bitchcraft @daftplague

4 years ago

So legal abortion is mass shootings, got it.

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bitchcraft @daftplague

4 years ago

I don’t know how to process a world I expected, but is always becoming a reality.

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Andrea Junker @Strandjunker

4 years ago

The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept cheering and voting for the axe. Because its handle was made of wood, and they thought it was one of them.

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Shreyas Hariharan @HelloShreyas

4 years ago

“do you wanna jump on a quick call?” N 　 O 　　　 O 　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　。　　　。　　　. 　　　. 　　　 . 　　　　.

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Annette Taddeo @Annette_Taddeo

4 years ago

I’m just curious why it’s age appropriate for kids k-5 to learn about hiding under desks and not that sometimes people have two dads.

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cartumante processou o nikolas ferreira e ganhou @cartumante

4 years ago

👩‍🦰💁‍♀️

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bitchcraft @daftplague

4 years ago

Clear eyes, full hearts, blazing vaginas, can’t lose.

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bitchcraft @daftplague

4 years ago

In a brief moment of levity, but somehow still relevant to the values of men’s idea of bodily autonomy, I request one point of internet relevance for suggesting Testicle Tanning as an episode of @Sawbones. Wheezing. Dying.