Chris Selley @cselley
Bonjour/hi! Columnist for the National Post: Queen's Park, Toronto, Canada, and beyond the infinite. [email protected] twitter.com/cselley Toronto Joined October 2009-
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I bought old copies of all the 90s Shoppers Drug Mart Toronto Blue Jays wall calendars so that I've always got a calendar that matches the current year for my wall. This year it's the 1991 calendar.
Oilers never win this series without the hyman family’s money.
Thrilled to see this, and also wondering "Jeez, was it really that hard all along to find some decent judges?"
Thrilled to see this, and also wondering "Jeez, was it really that hard all along to find some decent judges?"
Article doesn’t say the OPP will actually breathalyze every single person they stop. Not that I would IN ANY WAY support such a policy but it would at least be consistent.
Article doesn’t say the OPP will actually breathalyze every single person they stop. Not that I would IN ANY WAY support such a policy but it would at least be consistent.
UnOccupy Ottawa
Is … is Toronto now ahead of Montreal on transit payment functionality? I hardly dare speak the question
Is … is Toronto now ahead of Montreal on transit payment functionality? I hardly dare speak the question
Clearly disturbed and threatening woman bellowing at passengers at Broadview and then Sherbourne stations. I gesture at her to the ttc employee in the booth at sherbourne. No reaction.
Because po-faced The Onion Is what we really need in 2024
Because po-faced The Onion Is what we really need in 2024
Down with unparliamentary language and so forth!
rude
That Anglo media pay little attention to francophone universities does not mean they don’t exist. ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/20674…
That Anglo media pay little attention to francophone universities does not mean they don’t exist. ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/20674…
NEWS: Roger Bilodeau, the Alberta farmer who started a vehicle chase the ended with two Métis men dead on the side of an Alberta road, has been granted day parole. Bilodeau was convicted of two manslaughters and sentenced to 10 years in August 2022. edmontonjournal.com/news/crime/alb…
Then why do courts routinely use public opinion to back up their decisions?
Isn't that what we wanted? No more foruners?
I feel like Poilievre referring to Diagolon as losers and dirtbags is a piece of the narrative that's not getting quite the attention it deserves
i'm actually more uncomfortable when the bots do this shit than when they just want to do porn or gambling scams
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@cselley Can’t confirm but if anyone has earned the benefit of the doubt it’s the RCMP
@cselley Knies is one of the few players on this Leafs roster that inspires hope in the cold, black, ossified part of my heart that makes me cheer for this hockey team
I consider it the *most* Canadian of foods, since it often has only a tenuous connection to food in China, and consists of dishes deliberately tailored by Chinese immigrants to appeal to the tastes of their new home.
@cselley And people just wish they’d do a decent job on donuts and soup and sandwiches.
@cselley It wasn’t in use. Hadn’t been for years. It was long ago replaced by the tower on the former American side of the airfield. It was part of a Second World War RCAF hangar. When the American lease on Goose Bay expired in 1973(?) the Canadian Forces moved into their former digs.
@cselley As I say in the show, he’s stealing my material!
@cselley Jesse calls Maher out for “stealing (his) material” during our breakdown of the segment
@cselley They’re really going the extra mile with the media campaign for that Fallout show, huh?
Listen, Tim Horton’s execs: you are obviously panicking because the bizarre and off brand marketing schemes and food items are not resulting in the profits you desire. Have you considered that this is a problem entirely of your own invention?
@cselley @JodiesJumpsuit I used to come home from making the donuts with occasional tiny little shortening burns from the spatter, I _wished_ they were baked:)
@_ChanFace Oh yeah I remember that other map
elon musk is being spontaneous on the red carpet and the staff at twitter love it
.@elonmusk gives multiple poses on the #BreakthroughPrize red carpet
@cselley Why do you always take two Mormons out fishing.......cause if you only bring one, he will drink all your beer.
“And finally tonight, we have a redemption story. At long last, the world has come together to celebrate someone we used to hate: cancer.”
One minute you're endorsing a destigmatization approach to addiction care. The next you're breathing in crack smoke in a maternity ward, and you'd say something but the crack smoker is armed with a katana.
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