Conor Bedard @conorbedard
98 | PARODY Account | Breckie Hill Enthusiast | 4x DUI | 2x HM | 1x BTW In a Zyn Can Joined February 2022-
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surrounded by girls. not talking to anyone. More interested on the weather tomorrow
JACK EDWARDS. BOSTON LEGEND. Tapping into a chilly one for you tonight Happy Retirement @RealJackEdwardz
Wearing this mit out to the bar tonight #tappinginforOJ
Number 22 felt too good today. The left is so rattled I’m face down in a dirty strippers box right about now (not shaved, don’t mind)
I moan more when I pee than I do when I cum
GIVE HEINEN THE HART TROPHY RIGHT NOW!!! @NHL
Blarney officially a go. If you know any bottom of the barrel lady’s here, send them my way. I’m itching.
Some girl just came up to me at the bare and asked me my name I said it’s 46 and cloudy
If my four legger doesn’t hit tonight, I’m ordering a hooker off the pornhub ad and just having her spank me.
My ai bot on Snapchat didn’t even wish me a Happy Valentine’s Day
Dean of students saying 1-3 inches of snow is not enough to cancel classes. I’m here to tell you 1-3 inches is plenty …. PLENTY
Three legged creature spotted streaking on the field at the Super Bowl. This creature was later identified as hip hop/rap star Drake.
If I was at the Super Bowl. I’d be making my way up to the Swift Suite right about now to split Ice Spice in half.
Where are the fun Super Bowl props like the Gatorade Color and the length of Jackson Mahomes Horn?
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61 Followers 57 Following@roadsoda69420 @conorbedard 3mg lmao what a pussy! He must take after you!😂🥴
I just know that shit stank 🐱#CTESPN
@HatterDaisuke @ConorRyan_93 Wahhhhh cry about it. You ride one goalie in the playoffs get Ullmark the fuck out out of here already
The bank is open on Sundays #bankshot
My financial advisor just called me and told me I have to consider the ATM fee at the cash bar, most down bad I’ve ever been.
If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
Sydney Sweeney in ‘Euphoria’
Toe trag release That’s it Bedsy @conorbedard
Movie theaters 🍿
Tom Brady to Antonio Brown highlights
@conorbedard You look a little different off the ice