Ghost Malone @notaustinpostv4
First of all, you will NEVER be me. Texas legend. Used to date a Hooters girl. Hate speech is free speech. Transphobic. BOTW x 25. Also, have 0 DWI’s. Winnebago, TX Joined August 2022-
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Couple things to know about me: 1.) I can perfectly execute the Sharpshooter. 2.) I routinely pray for this woman’s downfall. ⬇️
This chick will be having arguments in the shower for the foreseeable future. 💀
Remember, Dollar Tree Monica Lewinsky thinks men should care what she thinks.
Surprise, surprise. The King is back. 💀
Caitlin Clark being the highest paid WNBA player is the same thing as being the least retarded person in the Special Olympics.
Google knew who I was trying to think of.
These fat people on “My 600lb Life” are truly disgusting. I literally don’t get what they’re doing. Just don’t be fat.
Me, sitting at the bar after shoveling a mix of 72% fentanyl, 6% cocaine, and 22% baby laxative up my nose for 3 hours:
Black people love the “Unlimited Talk” portion of the “Unlimited Talk and Text” phone plan.
I cannot be the only person who gets infuriated when I hear the term “6th Year Senior.”
Women: “I have a single friend I think you would like.” The friend (without failure):
Final skull of the year. (71) 💀
If I find out a girl is cheating on my boy, best believe I’m telling him immediately. If my boy is cheating on a girl, y’all’s relationship is none of my business. I’m staying out of it.
Burner @BurnerWjp
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@hulu is fucking tras.. @RizNasty2point0
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Rick Rollance @honkey_talks
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Jesperi Cokeatniemi v.. @Cheesecakeguyv3
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rodney loves big wome.. @rodneyiwnl
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K @schmooots
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Bret Fart @TheHitmanFart
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William Tecumseh Sher.. @WilliamTecums14
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@hulu is fucking tras.. @RizNasty2point0
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Brettzky @BrettFILLlips
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Rick Rollance @honkey_talks
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Pascal Dupussy @pascaldupussy
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SureLock Holmes @SureLock__
1K Followers 468 Following Sober enough to know what I’m doing, but drunk enough to enjoy doing it | 185 days played on Elite Prospects | American
Jesperi Cokeatniemi v.. @Cheesecakeguyv3
1K Followers 588 Following #bruins #redsox . I love snatch and beer and coke
randrew @DanFlashes99
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Kevin Harlan’s Burn.. @HarlansBurner
1K Followers 1K Following KHB | Kansas City Native | Chiefs STM | Boulevard Beer Enjoyer | FC 24 Addict | Alleged System Burner | #burnteam
Ben N. Syder @BenNSyd3r
483 Followers 446 Following Ben Here. Professional Entrepreneur. 83 Golf PR. 799 Fico Score. Lowes Pro Member. OSHA 30 Certified. Bilingual.
rodney loves big wome.. @rodneyiwnl
802 Followers 791 Following Gorilla Mind God, FBGM, 700mg Test + 1g Tren Cruiser, Super Physiological Alpha, Full Time Autistic, Top 500 Valorant 13x, Faceit lvl 10, #birdgang
THE NAŦION @gunsupnation
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Incognitus Lowe @SteadierLeddy
29 Followers 52 Following In temporary jail for speaking truth to power. Defender of Jordan Binnington, not that he needs it. Sauna advocate.
Jay Beagle @bobmcadoopbr
121 Followers 236 Following needs a girlfriend • deathly afraid to talk to girls
Kevin Ryan @KevinRyanComedy
24K Followers 865 Following Stand up comic & cohost of Are You Garbage? Podcast. Get yourself a Kippy.
Are You Garbage? Come.. @AreYouGarbage
26K Followers 3K Following Finding out if your favorite comedians are garbage. Hosted by Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
H. Foley @HFoleyComedy
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69K Followers 48 Following Christian fella. Once saw Larry Bird at a Pizza Hut. 🇺🇸
Brendan Leipsic @SlavaVoynov69
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future cigarette mom @thr0at_g0at__
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Russell Devenport @Devenport
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JETSKI @ijustmadecoffee
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slow stroke👑 @strokahontus
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Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow
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uncle mike @Mike_Hart529
905 Followers 1K Following university of Cincinnati Alum| 5.2 40| 1.7 gpa | 5 years of eligibility
Stunna @incognitoStunna
6K Followers 331 Following Lover of butt and beer | ‘08 Spelling Bee Champ | 315 bench, 2x chlamydia survivor, 1x assault charge (expunged)
Cletus Calhoun. @cletuscalhoun76
1K Followers 167 Following Cletus is the name construction is the game,, Pabst Blue Ribbon connoisseur, Former All-American Boat Racer 1976🏆
lil nigga widda big s.. @ChillAssTeen
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Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA
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Keta Meme @ketameme_69
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Atticus @NotAtticusSmith
775 Followers 375 Following Love my country. Love my Guns. Still love my ex-gf. Parody.
Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis
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Hafþór J Björnsson @ThorBjornsson_
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Cory Mageors @inthemageors
20K Followers 2K Following Sports fan lucky to follow it as a job. On The K&C Masterpiece on 105.3 The Fan (opinions are mine) East Dallas raised #UNT Grad Father of 3 Husband to 1
Mike Bacsik @MikeBacsik
48K Followers 1K Following Former MLBer and currently a sports talk radio host on @1053thefan. Rangers pre & post on @BallySports_SW. Also thought I was an Emmy winner for a second.
The Lord of Leisure @LeisureGod69
4K Followers 2K Following They can’t all be zingers l 8x AWL l Cheapie l Please don’t take anything you see here seriously
I’ve personally witnessed ab 5 diff times I saw a tweet, then later seen AB steal that tweet and the tweet goes insanely viral - Mormon soaking tweet after earthquake - Caitlin Clark keeps it hairy I forget the others but it’s more
@Rangers @HeGetsUs @MitchGarver Dude looks so sad in a mariner uniform
yes i’d like to have one steak please. just kidding i’ll have 2 you fucking idiot
What started out as a great night at Borrelli’s quickly turned into disaster after the Islanders’ collapse @FrankieBorrelli
Hmm a mysterious video from my friend Ghost Malone. I wonder what this could possibly be..
@BurnerWjp @crayolacrayJOHN @jakewalmanstan Shit, even my fat ass could dunk if I were 6’9”
@jakewalmanstan basketball is the least impressive physical sport
Jake Oettinger is the starting goalie tonight against Vegas. Craig Smith will come out. Evgenii Dadonov is in. It’s playoffs time ladies and gentlemen #TexasHockey
My wife just got eiffel towered by the costco guys
If the @MiamiHEAT intentionally injury Tatum I will fire @nickysmokess on the spot no questions asked.
Jaylen Brown got in Caleb Martin’s face after he fouled Jayson Tatum on this rebound
Many people are saying my last week on Twitter has been the greatest week in the history of this app. Let’s take a trip down memory lane. A 🧵
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