oneofone @cnyambura
Great things come in small packages. Small steps every day. Joined October 2009-
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I manage these hormones well on most days. Today is not most days 😞.
You know what would be interesting? Someone from the inside coming out with a full dossier of what’s happening. Like mtu mmoja aamke aseme amechoka alafu alipuwe everything complete with receipts. Si kuwe tu na one bold person?
Doctors, nurses, teachers and indeed everyone in Kenya should stop listening to stories about living within our means from these people who are clearly living their best lives at our expense. Roundly and decisively reject that narrative. It is nonsense on stilts!
This here! We ain’t got time to waste 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This here! We ain’t got time to waste 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I started doing this and as someone who had never had to, it is hard!
I started doing this and as someone who had never had to, it is hard!
"It's not about where your starting point is, but your end goal and the journey that will get you there." —Unknown via @momentumdash
Hey @kendricklamar, I know you’re busy (keep going) but could you help me write a diss track about my president ? Here are the bullet points: •deadbeat president •habitual liar •stealing from doctors •stealing from citizens •on a world tour with no music Thank you! 🩷
Album: Ruth B’s Safe Haven
1)conquer my fears 2) go back to school 3) do a headstand
1)conquer my fears 2) go back to school 3) do a headstand
I don’t have such around me
Yes
Before the #DoctorsStrikeKE, in a week, KUTRRH would see about 344 cancer patients for Chemotherapy, 450 others for Radiotherapy & 122 for dialysis. These are just three of the chronic disease areas that people need regular care & attention. Where are these people going now?
The change I want starts with me
Being gangster 😎
Hahaha nope!
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May you be accepted, respected and loved wherever you choose to go. May you not marry into a nuisance family that hates you and won’t hesitate to publicly stain your white.
This was a good start. But the bulk of the war is at the mindset level. We must de-school the hero worship of wealth. We must scorn on primitive accumulation. Churches must take the bold step of NOT providing the conveyor belt of laundering illicit wealth!
So today in our church we didn't have a sermon - The Justice , Peace and Reconciliation Committee invited Bishop Dr David Oginde to speak on the Fight against Corruption in Kenya. Boy! We are neck deep in trouble. Not that we didn't know but it's downplayed. In a snapshot
@cnyambura Hahaha it’s be like that sometimes…hopefully my tutorial helps. Foundational half double crochet would finish me 😭😭😭
@GacheriNdumba The body is really incredible We don't talk about our bodies enough
What hurts me the most about these cases is that this happens to people who are poor & desperate. They struggle to get the funds together borrowing & selling things. Hoping for a better life for their families. They lose everything & nothing happens to those who steal from them.
Christine Nyambura Muturi aka Christine Lewis (R) has been charged with Sh1.9M FRAUD! Ms. Lewis is accused of running uncredited nursing school Westwick Institute & illegally obtaining cash from unsuspecting students with promise of jobs abroad. Married to Bumula MP Jack Wamboka
"Gatagati ka Tupak Shakul, na Notorias Big" Lmao! Huyu msee ndio the embodiment of that Khalwale video ya unaweka ukweli, unarusha uongo unachanganya. Pastor mwingine very suspect 😂😂😂😂
I mean just say "mimi sipendi ugali" and move on along other than kukoroga this faux-intellectual nonsense 🤣. It's ok to not like it, but saying it can only be enjoyed by only poor persons very is false. People of different strata enjoy it along with all other foods.
My theory is that "liking" ugali is a way of coping with poverty. If we tripled per capita income & had a wider variety of groceries to choose from ugali consumption would drop off a cliff.
@_ngaowilson Kindly peruse 1. Victor Muisyo v Republic ((2004) eKLR; 2. Kamau John Kinyanjui v Republic (2004) eKLR; 3. Republic v Ruth Wanjiku Muraya & 7 others (2015) eKLR
My theory is that those two offices are being used as the fund raising kitty for the 2027 campaign.
@cnyambura And when they try that "it's happening everywhere" BS we'll continue calling them out on it. We need change bana.
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EACH OTHER.
With everything going downhill, what are people doing to maintain their sanity?! I’m curious…
@AmbokoJH "Increase in Executive Office of the President, National Police Service, TSC, Sports & Youth Affairs & Immigration & Citizen Services " But no money to pay doctors?. this gafment
They have deftly defused the pressure in the cooker. Also rains have helped.💀
stay around people who will empower you; those that will help you feel good about who you are as you’re in the process of transforming your life. — Les Brown
@pattkem @WilliamsRuto The likes of Itumbi think this country is their birth right and everyone else calling them out either mad, unpatriotic or opposition. No one bro, in his right senses, wishes the president of his country failure. The trouble with us, is the buck never stops in this nation.
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