NI_Mensah @NI_Mensah
Brilliant, talented, highly functioning, sociopath. Be nice, be forgiving, but don't be a pushover. Africa,Kenya Joined July 2011-
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Yep. And then you have to buy for the other foot. Crazy.
Yep. And then you have to buy for the other foot. Crazy.
Niache nyash ipite? Boss kwani mimi ni nugu? Bad to the bone lazima nikunywe supu.
This looks shiny and new. Which means shoddy work. Which means we'll pay for repairs. Which will be done poorly. Rinse and repeat. This is now Kipchumba's cash cow.
This looks shiny and new. Which means shoddy work. Which means we'll pay for repairs. Which will be done poorly. Rinse and repeat. This is now Kipchumba's cash cow.
Does this look like a man with nothing?
Does this look like a man with nothing?
It's out on YT & Spotify 🔥🔥youtube.com/watch?v=B4WFmV…
It's out on YT & Spotify 🔥🔥youtube.com/watch?v=B4WFmV…
Hii soundtrack itaenda kutumika mbaya sana 😂😂
Middle class ya Kenya ni watu wa nduthi But y'all are not ready for that conversation.
The video starts exactly how you thought it would 😂😂
The video starts exactly how you thought it would 😂😂
It's a flop. Kenyans trust dealers more than we do the government.
It's a flop. Kenyans trust dealers more than we do the government.
Bet there'll be prayers by Friday. Budget ya kitu 100M & guests flown in by KDF choppers. Bet there're people leaving a high-powered meeting right now just for that prayer day.
Bet there'll be prayers by Friday. Budget ya kitu 100M & guests flown in by KDF choppers. Bet there're people leaving a high-powered meeting right now just for that prayer day.
Last time the Met guys walijifikiria & they had to apologise for having more brain than Brain No. 1
Last time the Met guys walijifikiria & they had to apologise for having more brain than Brain No. 1
This past weekend we successfully delivered this beautiful 2017 GLA180 with a panoramic sunroof. If you would like to get yourself a car, we're here to help you through the process.
Sonko Rescue Team ingekuwa hapo na bowsers zao but here we are
Sonko Rescue Team ingekuwa hapo na bowsers zao but here we are
😂😂😂
The current situation in Nrb's slums is heartbreaking 🙁
Why are people angry at this? Converting built properties is one expensive venture and that's when it is even possible.
Why are people angry at this? Converting built properties is one expensive venture and that's when it is even possible.
Besides the traffic they'll cause today, these trees will be used to excuse the cutting down of all others in the CBD.
Besides the traffic they'll cause today, these trees will be used to excuse the cutting down of all others in the CBD.
It rains like it is for the rest of the night and tomorrow Nairobi will be at the centre of a national disaster
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One of the best scale depictions of the Solar System youtu.be/zR3Igc3Rhfg?si…
Marenda kùgùranagwo na soda kana ice creams hinga icio. Aka mambirie kùhunjia rì?
we’re reaching levels of porn addiction that shouldn’t even be possible
@NI_Mensah 😂😂😂😂At least kina galitos sell food at normal prices. Pombe is a bit expensive. Uber to and fro bc you don't want to drive when tired and tipsy. 15k chini.
Sisi wote tunafuatilia hiyo story iko Reddit? 😂😂 Kuna mtu amelala kwa sakafu usiku yote.
Me from the kitchen: "Unakulanga pilipili?"
Man i’m this close to putting Future over Wayne 🤷🏿♂️
Seems this is only rally we shall be experiencing under Kenya Kwanza going forward.
Emotions Aside Heckling the President in developed countries is always treated with Ruthlessness it abhors Hapa tuu ndo mnasema it's normal or okay coz we don't like how that chap is managing the affairs of the country. Try that on M7 sides utakafeel
Way before the highrise buildings, “wash wash” syndicates, and the term “Kilimani Rap” was coined, there was Cr3w Teflon (a music group hailing from Nairobi's Kilimani area). CT comprised of 4 members. Timmy Tim (Soulkiid), Ben Vic (BV Accurate), Kavi and Bior (BG Ace).
One of my greatest fears is having a mathematically challenged child 😭😭😭I have zero patience coz what do you mean 3+3 is 4??? "Mama De Bryune Messi kuja mfunze nimeshindwa"
My girlfriend wanjiru is a Vampire.
EABL estimates illicit alcohol now constitutes over 50% of the market.
The crazy story of Esther Arunga News Anchor who quit her job and got married to a murderer ! THREAD 2/3.
Jesse Plemons with one of the best line deliveries in the history of comedy movies.
@NI_Mensah @timexx47 Look at the number of occupation permits issued for the whole of Nairobi in 2022. Does this look like say 10% of 17K units unsold in only Kilimani / Kileleshwa / Lavington to you?
The day is today.
One day I’m gonna tell you all the shady stuff that happens in hospitals, how they hide them from you and what information you need to ALWAYS ask for to protect yourself. And especially private hospitals.
“Act normal, don't show him your feelings too much” Me when i see him:
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