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“Intense yet endearing.” Joined August 2014-
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Used to be that the most insulting thing you could do to a homie was point to the middle dude on an animorph book and say “you”
My parents loved Oppenheimer, killers of the flower moon, AND argylle. How do I get on their level
watching past lives and whoevers the third guy in celine song and justin kuritzkes’ marriage needs to release a film this year so i can see what the relationship is like from his pov
My crew weird. My crew questionable
foxtrot was just a distraction…4D chess
foxtrot was just a distraction…4D chess
we could be married and writing critically acclaimed relationship dramas that explore the intimacies of love and lust under the same roof, curating our own chic cinematic universe about love triangles, but you want to play games and leave cryptic flame emojis under my posts smh.
we could be married and writing critically acclaimed relationship dramas that explore the intimacies of love and lust under the same roof, curating our own chic cinematic universe about love triangles, but you want to play games and leave cryptic flame emojis under my posts smh.
We’re long overdue on bringing back the word wench but as like a term of endearment
PIZZA METER REMAINS UNDEFEATED
PIZZA METER REMAINS UNDEFEATED https://t.co/ujpyaB6jJE
You need “Evidence”, your honor??? When I have a woman’s intuition????
I remember when all I had to do to be a cool, chill girl was like pizza and now I have to pretend to like beer, how did we get so far from the light of god
The short girls who wore shirts that said they were “fun size”……where are they now
Terrible news, I might be a hopeless romantic and it is NOT the vibe, gonna make some attempts at the opposite (a humdrum pessimist)
They should invent desire that is not the root of all suffering
You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast
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538 Followers 843 Following he/his/him Black people should receive a weekly salary for attending PWIsTom Smith Roots 2K19 @TRoots09
365 Followers 1K Following A tribute page to my distant(2nd.)cousin,pulp western and detective novel artist-illustrator Tom Smith Roots(1909-1986).He doesn't have a Wikipedia page,sadly.sahil “end the occu.. @jalthepoet
372 Followers 589 Following the og, spiritually 6’3 | abolition now | wesleyan '18 | nyu law '24Christian Wallace Shr.. @chrishriver
401 Followers 614 Followingdepths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki
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694 Followers 125 Following Audie Award-winning SAG/AFTRA audiobook narrator/producer 800+ books. Singer @ LA Opera + Los Angeles Master Chorale + TV/Film. Twindad #COYG IG:@timcampbellvo.Wrapped Scallion @K_harvey612
127 Followers 120 Following Writing Thoughts on the Bathroom Stalls / NYC | LAMari a.k.a Bestie a.k.. @MariBeBob
42 Followers 48 Following every single thought ive had in the past 365 days (she/her)skyler sajewski @skylerreeds
34 Followers 167 Following i decided for my 20th birthday I’d gift myself a twitter account. will I regret this?Dariana Mullen @DarianaMull
310 Followers 1K Following has mr bean ever experienced a moment of quiet gracekota @dak0_0ta
926 Followers 566 Following finally you have to come face to face with me… the insidious dr. bikini!caity @sm0lscorpio
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213 Followers 343 Following I don’t know how to teach Fry, I’m a professor! she/her@𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚔𝚏.. @MrErikJackson
4K Followers 5K Following writer for stage, page & screen // mostly on hiatus since musk ruined this place // let’s meet up on the other platformswill @talkbacktammy
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399 Followers 749 Following I am kinda interested in everything that is unknown to me. 🤔preston @jprestoncoleman
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8K Followers 654 Following keep my name outcha’ mouth. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ snap/ig: alexsaywatMaking my rounds at the party
A practical facehugger on the set of ‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’
Patti LuPone: “I feel as if Broadway is turning into Disneyland, circus or Las Vegas… the ticket prices: outrageous. There’s so many obstacles that prevent Theatre from being the tool that it should be in our society, which is an education.”
Aaron Sorkin is writing a movie about January 6. Described as a quasi-sequel to ‘The Social Network’ that follows the rise of misinformation-for-profit online that may have led to January 6. (Source: @MattBelloni)
the bella's could never do let's have a kiki/turkey lurkey time
ross: i’m getting divorced again rachel and chandler subplot:
I like that bit in DUNE where they're like "Finally Rabban's out, and the real boy genius Feyd has stepped in with a master plan, that's solved spice production and defeated the Fremen" and it's just bombing them from the sky
“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971
Pastor opening his sermon after finding out his wife cheated on him:
Is it ever OK to gather fruit from someone else's tree? latimes.com/lifestyle/stor…
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
Mordecai and Rigby:
Boss is off today so that means I’ll be driving the forklift to the strip club at lunch
Jay Gatsby’s Jay Gatsby’s favorite least favorite super hero super hero
once again
the truth is that if you're not world class in the very competitive stuff by the time you're an adult you're never going to be, and you should stop trying to compare against that tier and do something useful instead
Bruh being healthy actually takes up a lot of time and energy. like i don’t even have time to be depressed because i gotta meal prep and work out and shower and fold my clothes and moisturize my face and deep condition my hair and call my loved ones and read my books.
early 2000s raunch comedy about a couple of frat guys who accidentally spend spring break training to be Hamas
Netanyahu announces he has evidence that some 20,000 US students have been trained by Hamas in Iran over the last 90 days.