Chris Colohan @ccolohan
Computer Scientist. Stay at home dad. Occasional YouTuber (https://t.co/bcbvCyqEoD). he/him mathstodon. xyz/@colohan colohan.com Palo Alto, CA Joined June 2009-
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@Barnacules 300 baud Commodore VICMODEM. Do we get bonus points if we are pedantic enough to know the difference between bps and baud?
@AlgebraFact I had a summer job as an engineering undergrad where I had to do this (solve for the intersection of several hyperboloids in 3-space). I spent two weeks trying to find the answer before I found someone smart enough to tell me to read up on Newton's Method and approximate it.
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@IanColdwater Whether to apply primer paint as corrosion protection or not to the parts of an aluminum kitbuilt aircraft. (And what type of primer to use, and how to apply it...)
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So! The essay! It’s here and you all should read it. ❤️ 😉 noemamag.com/the-new-media-…
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@CubicleApril I guess I was today years old when I learned this. And I have a PhD in CS.
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@thockin Does this count as the one engineering problem duct tape can actually solve? 😂
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