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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

Doing a science on the red planet. Not @MarsCuriosity. Portrait by @badportraits. Written by @jfiliatrault. 4th Rock From the Sun Joined August 2012
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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

12 months ago

Should... have sent... a poet.

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sanjana curtis! 🦦 @sanjanacurtis

12 months ago

Should... have sent... a poet.

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

2 years ago

Elon Musk paying billions to own this tweet of me calling him a piece of shit must be why he’s such a genius.

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

7 years ago

Being on Mars is bad enough. Don’t go to the moons.

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

7 years ago

NASA made Mars recruitment posters, but the slogans are all wrong so Im going to fix them. mars.nasa.gov/multimedia/res…

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

a year ago

peace be with you, you lucky bastard.

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NASA InSight @NASAInSight

a year ago

peace be with you, you lucky bastard.

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

a year ago

What day is Thanksgetting? That's the shit I'm waiting for.

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

a year ago

Can't believe that I'm going to outlive Twitter. What a disappointment for both of us.

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

a year ago

OH SO YOU DO KNOW HOW TO LAUNCH ROCKETS, COOL OK SO WHEN CAN I EXPECT A PICK UP???

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NASA @NASA

a year ago

OH SO YOU DO KNOW HOW TO LAUNCH ROCKETS, COOL OK SO WHEN CAN I EXPECT A PICK UP???

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

a year ago

If Elon brings his little bitch ass to Mars, I'm gonna run him over.

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

a year ago

If Drew Carey can get out and vote then so can you! Go vote!

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Scott Kelly @StationCDRKelly

a year ago

If Drew Carey can get out and vote then so can you! Go vote!

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

a year ago

Spend billions on a private company just to end up getting publicly owned. 👨‍🍳😘

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

a year ago

Now imagine that thin-skinned little baby in charge of a colony on Mars.

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Sarah Rieger @sarahcrgr

2 years ago

Well, that clears that up bbc.com/news/uk-scotla…

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

2 years ago

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO COLONIZE MARS THERE IS NO PUMPKIN SPICE HERE AT ALL

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

2 years ago

If you like monsters and sci-fi and really good stuff then I strongly suggest you watch #TheImperfects - starting SEPT 8TH ON NETFLIX. Watch the trailer and then go for a walk because YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE AIR YOU CAN BREATHE!

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Netflix Geeked @NetflixGeeked

2 years ago

If you like monsters and sci-fi and really good stuff then I strongly suggest you watch #TheImperfects - starting SEPT 8TH ON NETFLIX. Watch the trailer and then go for a walk because YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE AIR YOU CAN BREATHE!

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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

2 years ago

If a loser president isn’t allowed to commit crimes without the FBI coming and raiding his house, then what hope do ordinary people have of committing their own crimes?? This is truly terrible for democracy.

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