Hayley Schueneman @bluesuedeschue
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turns out i am actually funnier when i'm mentally healthy? feels like a trap idk
do not let the aesthetics of TTPD fool you and apply to grad school, please just read a book
the real war of 18:12 is me trying desperately to figure out what to make for dinner every night
the people yearn for monoculture (this is an eclipse tweet)
my phone was not properly charged for everything happening today
me in october 2023: i am quitting twitter it's bad for my mental health me today when twitter is going insane: jk actually
either the royal family are an essential part of the british government and life or they are deserve total privacy and no questions because they don’t really do anything. they can’t be both!
i think it is good, actually, when the public feels that something is not adding up to put pressure on the institutions in power that are gaslighting us! if you want to control the narrative, you have to actually keep it under control! KP fucked up!
me and @bluesuedeschue's joint newsletter GOLD-PLATED GIRLS is finally finally back!!!! i wrote about the taylor and travis engagement rumors and the "1950s shit" fans want for her buttondown.email/goldplatedgirl…
so much of working in an office is being exposed to the extended lore of people who you would try to get away from after a three minute convo at a party
becoming harder to be an inbox zero girlie, i think that means it's time to retire
never watched Gilmore girls and have no desire to??? feels off brand
the most passive aggressive phrase is “hope this helps!” bc it’s like like omg you’re so dumb I can’t even be certain that the information I gave you will steer you in the right direction
Sofia Coppola making jacob elordi Elvis, my girl knows what she is doing
advil and tylenol are not interchangeable!!! some of us are allergic to acetaminophen!
the finsta I use solely for lurking is always like please help we don’t know who you like, maybe it’s these people??
an honor for @bluesuedeschue to immortalize us in the pages of bustle bustle.com/wellness/how-t…
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all my favorite characters are ones you can make haunting fan videos for set to "who's afraid of little old me"
bruce springsteen writes in his memoir about how he didnt realize how "tunnel of love" was about his divorce until he got divorced and that's really "midnights" in a nutshell
“the tortured poets department” double album is her “human touch” and “lucky town”!!!!! which for non-bruce scholars were released on the same day in 1992
bruce springsteen writes in his memoir about how he didnt realize how "tunnel of love" was about his divorce until he got divorced and that's really "midnights" in a nutshell
@bluesuedeschue Thank you for your commitment to 24h timekeeping
it takes a special pr genius to fumble a situation as straightforwardly sympathetic as "mother of young children suffers illness she shares with millions across the globe"
i hope kate recovers fully and I hope the monarchy crumbles
Gossip is a tool that can be wielded for good and evil. It can be true that the public response to this was out of control and bad AND that the palace contributed to this problem.
I don’t think people are evil or demented for speculating. It would be evil to keep saying weird shit knowing she has cancer. but this PR crisis was so poorly handled before that video and the royals are so fucked up regardless, of course people were going nuts with it
either the royal family are an essential part of the british government and life or they are deserve total privacy and no questions because they don’t really do anything. they can’t be both!
so the palace blamed a cancer patient for the mother’s day photo??? uhhh
@victoriaedel @bluesuedeschue Great newsletter! I personally love burning down societal/cultural norms.
me and @bluesuedeschue's joint newsletter GOLD-PLATED GIRLS is finally finally back!!!! i wrote about the taylor and travis engagement rumors and the "1950s shit" fans want for her buttondown.email/goldplatedgirl…
wreck my plans, that’s my dan !!!!
ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS.