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I survived an 8hr expedition taking my mom to her first immunotherapy infusion w a toddler in tow. that is all.
I just got the solar panel payoff amount for my momās small (~1800sqft) house that she had installed in 2021. she still owes over $34k soooo congrats to the asshole who took her to the cleaners on that one. jesus.
if youāve been following the china saga, it finally made it š¤ (& now I have to find a home for it all)
I asked this singer if she would come sing for manās bday & she was like āsorry I took a couple gummies before thisā so chances are small I get a response from my email lmao
ok so in an effort to not feel like an old hag at this wedding this weekend Iāve been doing *all the things* & I guess theyāre working bc man came home from work & said āwhoās this college chick in my kitchenā lmao
absolutely lol my parents were ā50 & ā51. I finally came along in the 90s.
absolutely lol my parents were ā50 & ā51. I finally came along in the 90s.
got an 8am call from my momās estate sale manager bc all of her wholesalers who were supposed to bid on the remainder of her stuff are busy/out of town. so I guess weāre donating a LOT of shit now š
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@blondebougie Hahahah I mean well take a new friend
@sarcasticLory Those are some sketchy dildos.
@blondebougie These replies are exactly why weāre in this situation š„“ itās truly insane and the solar savings will never come close to justifying the cost of installation
@blondebougie I canāt believe how this predatory shit can still happen. My husbandās frugal, Consumer Report reviewing grandparents also got swindled into financing the same.
@blondebougie My grandmothers china set pattern!
@xo___melanie @blondebougie Gorgeous!!
@blondebougie Honestly we may have my brain has been fried this last year š
@blondebougie Iām assuming this isnāt how you found out she was pregnant lol