Your bitchy ex-wife @bethers007

Just a nice girl, with a mean C face, ruining lives..one at a time... Buffalo, NY Joined April 2009

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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit

2 years ago

If this triggers a core memory you do not need to worry about Kamala’s capital gains tax

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Smitty @JebTheJarhead

5 years ago

Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were angry about. I suspect it was a printer.

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Stephen Colbert: There is a video of Marjorie Taylor Greene berating a teenage survivor of the Parkland shooting. The GOP has placed her on the House Education Committee. Why not just appoint Joe Camel as Surgeon General to say smoking is cool?

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Jon Stewart @jonstewart

5 years ago

This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!! We've learned nothing from 2008. Love StewBeef

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Bills Mafia of Kazakhstan @BillsKazakhstan

5 years ago

предоставь рыбочеловеку ломать лед! #BUFvsKC #GoBills #BillsMafia #AFCChampionship

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Alexis Johnson @alexisjreports

5 years ago

I feel like we are downplaying the “a couple of bombs found” part of the day idk

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God @TheTweetOfGod

5 years ago

I can no longer in good conscience remain part of this universe and have decided to resign.

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God @TheTweetOfGod

6 years ago

May I ask you to retweet #TrumpMicroPenis? Please. It's such a tiny thing.

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Your bitchy ex-wife @bethers007

6 years ago

@EdDrantch Quick question... with most of Erie Co in a orange zone, will the BCAR suspend parking fees in the DT ramps in the near future? What about on street parking downtown? #parkingpaymentpause #EssentialWorkers

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Ron Perlman @perlmutations

6 years ago

Why does McConnell refuse to give a few extra hundred bucks in unemployment benefits to Americans during a pandemic but happily hands tax cuts to the top 1%? Because he’s morally bankrupt, soulless piece of shit.

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God @TheTweetOfGod

6 years ago

People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct.

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Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys

6 years ago

This Mother’s Day remember, as much as you may be disappointed in yourself for being such an irrelevant entropic tangle of neuroses and perversions, your mother is vastly more disappointed in you Enjoy Arby’s

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God @TheTweetOfGod

6 years ago

He is risen. Please stay six feet away.

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Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo

6 years ago

I do not understand the reluctance to use the federal Defense Production Act to manufacture ventilators. If not now, when?

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Your bitchy ex-wife @bethers007

6 years ago

@playneck 👍🏼

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Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys

6 years ago

Every generation in the history of humanity has thought the world was ending with them Don’t worry. There’s no way we’re lucky enough for it to be us So y’all may as well hole up at Arby’s to wait out this pandemic. amirite, gang? Arby’s: where nobody cares if you live or die