benthemorrison @benthemorrison
Pediatric lawyer model. Creator of Superfunny. benthemorrison.com Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2009-
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Hey #crohnsdisease peeps, check out my new short film "Wipeout" I made for the Easterseals Disability Film Challange #EDFC2024 youtube.com/watch?v=YOzKTt…
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! It was 15 years ago, but now they want me to celebrate being on something called "X"... I never joined an X. like who the hell names something after a letter of the alphabet? #MyXAnniversary
I just opened this cursed app for the first time in a long time to say South Park Welcome to the Panderverse is the best piece of social commentary comedy I’ve seen in fuckin yeeeears.
Usually I gotta eat Taco Bell for a motion to vacate.
Seriously, why is DeSantis physically unable to smile like a real human? 🤨
The best part of the hurricane was the earthquake.
I can't wait for Tucker's new show here on XVideos!
My body is my instrument but that instrument is a tuba. threads.net/t/Cuj6MWBLqwi/…
There were 18 applause breaks during my screening of The Flash. It is a celebration of the genre, with an understanding of the genre and it’s history we rarely see. Ezra Miller is INCREDIBLE. Just see it, and applaud 18 times like we did. Jesus.
LOL...short vid re men vs women... See this Instagram video by @benthemorrison instagram.com/reel/Cdba66Mjj…
Goodbye twitter checkmark, I feel so less validated, without you.
There’s a reason boomer starts with boooooooooooo
Unemployed light-sleepers, what was your experience? #earthquake
And tonight he found out that he actually did do a good job hanging the art in his apartment. #earthquake
Now that was a fuggin earthquake. Woke my ass up. #earthquake
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I dress like he campaigns
DESANTIS: "The US Senate just eliminated its dress code because you got this guy from Pennsylvania [Fetterman] - who's got a lot of problems [...] he wears, like, sweatshirts and hoodies and shorts [...] We need to be lifting up our standards in this country, not dumbing down."
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May The Fourth Arrest Be With Him
Just had my first tropical shake. I don't like them.
If I had Lyme disease, I’d be pretty ticked. 
We have more followers than Tucker Carlson does. Perhaps we should start a news show on Twitter. People need to hear the truth, not BS conspiracy and propaganda wrapped up in an entertainment show masquerading as "news".
LOL...short vid re men vs women... See this Instagram video by @benthemorrison instagram.com/reel/Cdba66Mjj…
Mounting evidence clearly shows Tiktok originated from a lab in Wuhan, China.
@ELDENRING At least leak the logo too guys
Come watch me perform at the Improv on Mar 3rd! #standupcomedy
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@benthemorrison @earthquakesLA IKR. 😭
Kevin McCarthy is vaccinated and boosted and we all watched him die suddenly yesterday and no one is talking about it.
Show cancelled today, I'm sorry everyone. We got some extremely devastating and sad news and we are having a hard time, our focus has to be on our friends and family at this time. I'll share more when the time is right.
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