Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode

Attorney at law, gimp and in-house barista. Proud husband to Leroy ✊🏾 London, England Joined March 2021

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Dr Juju @trampbummer

2 days ago

@Eurostar Get in the bin

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Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh

3 days ago

Happy Ladies Day to all those joining me at Ascot today.

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Dr Juju @trampbummer

a month ago

He’s just dunked his digestive. Make it fall back into the cup before it reaches his mouth. 🎬

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Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode

a month ago

@trampbummer @TheGreenParty Best of luck to you and the ever expanding mammaries, Walter.

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Tarquin Mbeki-Patterson LLB @benjamin_chode

3 months ago

@timmyvoe @trampbummer @BorisJohnson Timmy, you have angered this West Asian botfarm of Russian disinformation agents. May you suck your mother’s cock in hell, you Ukraine 🇺🇦 flag shagging, Gary Glitter loving nonce. Xxxxx

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James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames

5 months ago

*PLEASE RT* Account restricted. Nah @KaskaJessica I’m not reevaluating a damn thing. I’ve seen firsthand what your spiteful, misogynistic, homophobic movement has done. I watched you slowly , but surely, destroy every single thing we built. Stop trying to gaslight me. You insisted on violating women’s spaces & sports. You insisted on involving other people’s children. You insisted on being as vile & despicable to every single person who attempted to debate with you. Your ‘movement’ is going down the pan. People are wising up. You want to drag us all down with you. Ain’t gonna happen. 🤷 PLEASE RT. Account restricted.

Kăskă (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @KaskaJessica

5 months ago

You fucked it up James along with your bigoted straight friends. Transphobia made it more palatable for homophobes to be more open. You opened the door & you're blaming the rest of us. Also they hate you just as much as they hate me, so you might wanna revaluate where you stand

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Dr Juju @trampbummer

6 months ago

🚨 Hi Folks! It’s that special time of year where @eurostar and their utterly incompetent leadership team take the massive festive dildo and ram it dry into their unsuspecting passengers. Leaving passengers stranded on trains overnight is an abject failure of established contingency, not to mention inhumane. They have had 30 years to get this right so let’s be a little patient, eh?! Oy veh! 🤦‍♂️ news.sky.com/story/eurostar…

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Dr Juju @trampbummer

6 months ago

🚨 Say hi to Skeletor and the @Eurostar leadership team. “Working every day to make your journey better” (Great progress). I also have pleasure in introducing Lt Commander Worf, the slapheaded Diversity police officer. Your train service may be fucked up but at least a one armed 3ft Somalian gender-fluid transvestite is driving the train. 🚊 Oy gevalt!