Simon Cherry @authorscherry

Author of children's books featuring the comic adventures of Eddy Stone, and producer/director of arts and history programmes for TV. Claygate, England Joined December 2016

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Simon Cherry @authorscherry

3 minutes ago

@MattWallace888 So for England we have to root out all the Angle, Saxon, Jute, Scots, Irish, Norse, Norman, Huguenot bloodlines and just select purebred descendants of the Mesolithic hunter-gatherers who migrated over the Doggerland land bridge 10,000 years ago. Toxic buffoon.

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2 hours ago

@Mary1417796 Acting lessons urgently needed. And better script.

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18 hours ago

@BBCBreaking Well of course he will. You can't be Royal and not be taught to be emotionally spavined with a monstrous sense of entitlement.

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18 hours ago

@MeatGuyJ Good cheese does not need to be adulterated with peppers or anything else. Plastic crap.

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18 hours ago

@ClericKnight That's a cheese and onion roll. For a good ploughmans you need good crusty bread, chutney and, crucially - I mean, absolutely 100% essential - this vital ingredient

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Simon Cherry @authorscherry

19 hours ago

@EricLDaugh I suppose some people are going to believe this.

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19 hours ago

@Iromg The post of an utter sh*t.

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Simon Cherry @authorscherry

22 hours ago

@SkylarSkye3 I think some basic education in nutrition and health would be advisable.

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22 hours ago

@kevinf567 I agree. But he's still a little twat, and he wasn't exactly unhappy about the 'patriots' in Southampton who injured 11 police officers.

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22 hours ago

@onetechmedia247 He's not even good at being a racist.

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22 hours ago

@FilmUpdates I have the finale to watch, but the last series has been almost uniformly terrible. No edge, no depth, few laughs, mushy sentimentality, terrible acting from the support. Hugely disappointing. And stop SHOUTING - it's not big, not clever, and it doesn't make you a 'character'.

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Simon Cherry @authorscherry

22 hours ago

@NotTheirScript You can buy doors? You lucky devils. I've been whittling one from a felled larch for the last seven years. I've been through twenty-six penknives and frankly I"m getting a bit sick of it. Next thing you'll be telling me you don't have to clean your teeth with twigs and soot.

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Simon Cherry @authorscherry

a day ago

@YoungBobRB @PatrickChristys You should post this alongside your condemnation of the 'patriots' who injured 11 police officers in Southampton...........I'll just find it on your timeline.......oh....

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Simon Cherry @authorscherry

2 days ago

@elonmusk Do you want your children watching porn and racist propaganda? Actually, scotch that. Do you know the names of all your children?

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Simon Cherry @authorscherry

2 days ago

@ParisPhl Yes we do. And, unlike most American ones, they actually have flavour.

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2 days ago

@tadampier1975 @Inevitablewest Hi Teresa. I see you know f*** all about us.

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Simon Cherry @authorscherry

2 days ago

@Inevitablewest ....or just think he's a dick

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Simon Cherry @authorscherry

2 days ago

@merry_shai My experience is that America can produce some very good cheese, generally from small scale producers. But the stuff that is generally available there (eg in supermarkets) is dreck. (See also American beer, bread, fruit and vegetables).