Alex Cook @allegedly_al
why his bald Joined November 2023-
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I love the arbitrary body count rules that some men invent. If their dream woman came along.. one that checked nearly every other box... but GOD forbid had 4 bodies instead of 3, they'd fold. Quickly! Never believe them when they say this
I love the arbitrary body count rules that some men invent. If their dream woman came along.. one that checked nearly every other box... but GOD forbid had 4 bodies instead of 3, they'd fold. Quickly! Never believe them when they say this
Flau’jae got dat big donkey in that Powerade commercial that’s crazy
Something about Ken Paxton getting off doesn’t sit right with me but I guess it don’t matter in the grand scheme of things
Men be blessed with full head of hair and waste it on a Brocolli bowl or a fuckin mullet.
White blood cells :
White blood cells : https://t.co/dssOFuegeh
your girl is doing this to me tonight btw
Finally got the bright idea to just follow the old accounts still on my hacked account.
Baby girl, what’s your name?
Baby girl, what’s your name?
U ever just want to go on a blind date with a blind woman then hack into her ring camera so u can steal the video of u picking her up to post on the interweb?!
Fraternal? How is he already in a frat at age 3?!
Fraternal? How is he already in a frat at age 3?!
Just got blocked on hinge of all places, these people got no time for joking around fr.
Saturdays feel so good when you don’t got a birthday dinner to go to
All the publicity and podcast appearances this offseason have been phenomenal for CJ. But buddy WHAT are you doing
All the publicity and podcast appearances this offseason have been phenomenal for CJ. But buddy WHAT are you doing
“why don’t you apply for—” i’m tryingggggg
@allegedly_al I can vouch for @jeff_coding as well. He leant me a million dollars and then gave me top
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Cecilia 🦋 @ceciliaaaa_12
370 Followers 320 FollowingI love the arbitrary body count rules that some men invent. If their dream woman came along.. one that checked nearly every other box... but GOD forbid had 4 bodies instead of 3, they'd fold. Quickly! Never believe them when they say this
@Getinwithgame After 3 she’s cooked. I don’t make the rules
@Shane00 Lebron glazers going after women college basketball players for not worshipping their king. Sad.
We may do a couple cities towards the end of the year 👀
florence pugh recognizing me through the years, an ongoing saga 🫶
They would’ve had to put 2 on me
During the middle ages, talkative women were punished by being forced to wear metal cages on their heads.
@TheXmasFish my friend sent this to me the moment i told her!!! dead
White blood cells :
White blood cell wandering between red blood cells and checking for harmful organisms
your girl is doing this to me tonight btw
I’m ngl i don’t give a fuck what China knows about me lmao. The real threat to me is my own government.
tiktok is literally a chinese spying app idk why you guys think it’s fine
RIP Amelia Earhart you wouldve never seen a nigga this fly
Can I say something without y’all getting mad at me! KPop isn’t that bad…
The most talkative most annoying person you’ve ever met gets crippling anxiety from public speaking (me)
Reminder that being the bigger person only matters for relationships you value.
Men saying this such a cope. Statistically, they are the ones who die alone. Women die surrounded by friends and family. And the cats of course 🐱
It’s so funny when a guy says “enjoy your life with your cats” as an insult, as if women don’t absolutely love life with their cats 😂 like why do you think women get cats in the first place?? it’s because they enjoy them.
Baby girl, what’s your name?
What are the first five words of the National Anthem?
My trainer made us run outside today and it made me realize that if a killer was chasing me I’d just have to stop a challenge him to a duel. I be going nowhere real fast
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