upde @alexupde
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I HOP!!!!!! I love commin here for breakfast! Ummm I think ill have the T-bone steak n Eggs please! Haha with some white toast on the side!
Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people
i find the baby-ification of snoopy so funny like that dog is an asshole
Tuesday, I’ll go to Michigan to join the picket line and stand in solidarity with the men and women of UAW as they fight for a fair share of the value they helped create. It’s time for a win-win agreement that keeps American auto manufacturing thriving with well-paid UAW jobs.
me: coach im thinking of scoring a touchdown on the next play coach: (erasing what he drew on his white board) fuck thats way better than what I came up with
smug ivy-leaguer (smirking): one fish two fish, will hunting: yeah yeah one..one fish two fish, red fish blue fish. right? that's Seuss, page 3.
Nice try, boat
Scorsese movie is 4 hours? Who does he think he is? A YouTuber making a video essay about Wizards of Waverly Place?
Palestine's in Ohio? So where's Israel, in Michigan?
For a few years people were afraid that phones would make people say “c u l8r” and such. Didn’t end up being one of the main problems.
For everyone visiting their parents this week: LG tvs call it TrueMotion Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus Sony calls it MotionFlow Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion Processing
Would’ve been super awkward for Musk if the biggest problem humanity faced was poverty and a concentration of wealth into too few hands. Thankfully it’s a nebulous reactionary watchword without any definition that pins social decay on trans people asking for their basic humanity
the great crisis of our time isn’t inequality, institutional racism, or climate but “the woke mind virus” which is extremely convenient for billionaires since this is the one option that doesn’t require them to change anything other than getting mad at random editors at Buzzfeed
(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway
embracing the narrative that people only commit murder because "they're crazy" rather than the truth that anyone is capable of murder as long as they view their victim as subhuman allows people to absolve themselves of guilt when the dehumanization they commit leads to murder
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