SecuritySmart @_securitysmart_

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SecuritySmart @_securitysmart_

6 years ago

@easyJet Thanks. While you're at it, ask them what on earth "regionally inspired" means. It's printed on the packaging. Is it just marketing drivel or does it actually mean something? Bacon roll and "sourdough" cheese toastie too.

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6 years ago

So @easyjet's smoked bacon roll is actually not. It's "smoke-flavoured" bacon. And the sourdough cheese toaste is not sourdough either. It's normal white bread, with yeast, with a tiny bit of added sourdough. Bit dishonest, no?

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7 years ago

@DrInfoSec That's 3 minutes and 9 seconds of my life I'll never get back. A pointless video that says absolutely nothing at all. A total waste of everyone's time.

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7 years ago

@mbna Forwarding this to the guys at The Register as we speak.

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7 years ago

@mbna I did that. And it doesn't work!! See other tweet. Seriously, your systems and processes are absolutely appalling.

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7 years ago

Hey @mbna , can we have a word about security and emails and lies?

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7 years ago

@mbna And it gets better. Reported it to your abuse team, using the address in the message. And this happens.

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7 years ago

@yezzer I bought an external USB trackpad and used that for a while when I had problems. No arm movement required. Or just try using the mouse with the other hand.

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7 years ago

Everyone: "Never click on a link in an email." Every email: "To unsubscribe, click this link."

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7 years ago

@ABCPolitics President. Not former president.

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7 years ago

@jonhoneyball @British_Airways You could always have purchased an M&S sandwich to complement it.

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7 years ago

So, laterooms.com's domain name is bought by someone else I can can opt out of having my data transferred via lp.email.secretescapes.com/late-rooms-opt…. Instant. No confirmation email required. Anyone feel like writing a for-next loop?

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7 years ago

@easyJet Your web page about hands-free is full of errors. Here, I corrected them for you.

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7 years ago

@SuellaBraverman @BorisJohnson Good for you. What have you been promised in return? Which committee will you be heading?

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7 years ago

@BBCPeterH That'll be Sir Steve Brine, I think you''ll find.

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7 years ago

@tapairportugal Thank you. I know what it is. Maybe you should raise the plane a little, next time you print some more boxes? Just saying.

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7 years ago

Dear @tapairportugal, why do you illustrate the packaging of your in-flight meals with a picture of a plane flying into a tower?

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7 years ago

@TheGlenlivet The Speyside Pod Challenge.

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7 years ago

@matthanwell @jessphillips Hang on. So you don't like the PM or the Government. The only way to change the Government is to have an election. So you're going to vote against one? You're as loopy as the rest of them.