jessica @_jessicamessica
basically just a pitbull fan account. she/her Seattle, WA Joined March 2011-
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the greatest challenge of a young woman’s life can occur when it comes time to chose between a sweet or savory item at brunch
RIP Elvis you would have loved coconut popcorn shrimp
he didn't reach out on groundhog's day. it's over fr
I’m sorry I can’t make it tonight I was exposed to bieber fever
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now watch me nae nae
no babe, i can't get rid of it, that's my emotional support pile of clean laundry i never folded on the side my bed i dont sleep on
pretty rude that work disrupts my honkshoo honkshoo mimimimi
too cringe for new york too based for la just strange and off putting enough for seattle
ur in his dms im at the hotel motel holiday inn
the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.
i’m a gleek i’m a weirdo or whatever radiohead said
ugh i have to pull an all-dayer today
Michael Jackson would be proud
the healthiest things you can do are go in the ocean and eat a pickle
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not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever u say cake boss
do u want me to kill myself be honest @netflix
ask a guy how his day was and he'll give you a one word response but ask him what's the strongest animal you think he could take in a fight and you'll learn more about him and how he views the world than you ever could otherwise
in hindsight the plot of The Great Gatsby makes infinitely more sense when you remember that the author and all of the characters have been driven to the brink of stark-raving, shoelace-eating madness by three years of a global flu pandemic
when i’m in germany and my friends ask if my 10pc nugget has all 10 but the worker gave me an extra on accident
my younger self would be so obsessed with me now and that's all i care about
I can’t believe I have as many hours in my day as George Santos this guy is always up to something
JUST IN: Santos accused of orchestrating credit card skimming operation trib.al/axIk79Z
i think Michelada is a beautiful name for a baby girl
yeah happy women’s day sooooooo glad I have to work every day of my life instead of knitting by the seaside