Zero Star Reviews @ZeroStarReviews
Chronicling critical misses throughout history. DM suggestions. Alter ego of @Schneider_CM Read more here: https://t.co/P547lbowT8 Joined December 2020-
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THE CURE (1985): "Self-indulgent schtick"... Robert Smith's "nasal whine makes the Cure's songs surprisingly inflexible...Smith himself has the presence of a block of wood...What ails the Cure? Nothing a good spanking when they were young wouldn't have rid them of immediately."
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CONAN O'BRIEN (1993): "O'Brien had the dazed, wounded look of the former class clown from some prep school where only the food is funny, who can't believe he isn't still cracking them up...painful and tedious." Philadelphia Daily News, 9/15/1993
Taking the time to video yourself for a full minute complaining about a promo for #SNL is a spectacular self-own. (I also object to the @SarahSquirm hate.)
SESAME STREET (1970): "The destruction of the minds of children can take place much more effectively, efficiently and quickly by intellectual genocide than by any physical punishment...[the show] will further bury some children in a mire of irrelevancy." Boston Globe, Jan 1, 1970
RECKONING - R.E.M. (1984): "Would it kill lead singer Michael Stipe to print the mumbled lyrics to his songs, or else stop mumbling? As long as R.E.M. insists on being vague, it is going to be minor. Minor bands don't live long." Knight-Ridder, June 10, 1984
After 12 seasons, many viewers lament the passing of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Larry David’s sour, pseudo bio-series. I’m not a fan, because Larry truly is the self-righteous, snobby, self-loathing, narcissistic ass he portrays. That opinion is informed by an outdoor afternoon…
ANIMAL HOUSE (1978): "For all of its high spirited fun and clever skits, it's rather like watching paint drying. The parody goes lame and the jokes that start out fresh go from stale to limp, like potato chips left out overnight." - New York Daily News, July 28, 1978
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM (2000): "Like 'Seinfeld,' 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' seems most interested in how selfish and nasty people can be...It's all meant to be funny and sharp-edged, but mostly it's creepy...My enthusiasm is thoroughly curbed." Akron Beacon Journal, October 15, 2000
BEARDS (1907): "Beards are really worn by people engaged in criminal undertakings. They grow face fungus so that when their crimes are detected they may remove it for the purpose of disguise...All men who wear beards are technically Beavers..." San Francisco Examiner, June 9 1907
Yesterday, The View discussed whether there were any hot women on #SNL, and Joy Behar argued there weren't many hot men, saying "I mean, Belushi and Chris Farley were not my exactly ideal dates." Entertainment Weekly thought she meant JIM BELUSHI: ew.com/joy-behar-says…
What did I do, pt. 2: Did “The View” hosts agree that #SNL has never hired any hot women? 🤦🏻♂️ uproxx.com/viral/snl-hot-…
TOMMY BOY (1995): "No one is calling Rob Lowe the king of cinema. But that he plays second banana not only to Bo Derek but to Chris Farley of SNL is pretty pathetic. Rob, get an agent!" Farley's energy is "a sugar high, and it wears off quickly." Daily News, 3/31/1995
Oh no what did I do tmz.com/2024/04/02/sat…
"HAMBURGERS" (1941): As WWII raged on, the U.S. Retail Meat Merchants Association voted to change the name of "hamburgers" to "defense steaks" in order to distance themselves from the city of Hamburg, Germany. The Capital Times (WI) Aug 6, 1941
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49K Followers 2K Following Founding partner @pucknews, host @ringer The Town, @kcrw; Ex-editor @THR, entertainment lawyer. Get my email: https://t.co/dz6BFxPrRp@ZeroStarReviews Ok now I liked it more when it was just SNL bubble discourse
@ZeroStarReviews It’s our fault lol. SNL Twitter saw a challenge and took it
just found out i’m not hot. please give me and my family space to grieve privately and uglily at this time.
“Am I the only person who has noticed that SNL has never hired a ‘hot woman?’”
Kristen Wiig dated one of The Strokes come on
“Am I the only person who has noticed that SNL has never hired a ‘hot woman?’”
PAUL MCCARTNEY, BOB DYLAN, MICK JAGGER (1990): "Musically, we are more talented than Bob Dylan. Musically, we are more talented than Paul McCartney. Mick Jagger, his lines are not clear. He don't know how he should produce a sound." - Rob Pilatus of Milli Vanilli, 1990
@ZeroStarReviews We can only imagine what levels of hot take he would have been able to reach if the 1970s had had Twitter
To be fair, murdering Jay on Renegade is probably the single least controversial thing about Eminem
JAY-Z - "THE BLUEPRINT" - On 'Blueprint,' his fifth album, Jay-Z and a handful of producers lazily let a string of classic R&B and rock songs do the musical work for them..." Says Jay-Z is bested on his own album by a guest spot by Eminem. St. Joseph News-Press, Oct 5, 2001
Read all the way to the end for a surprise
"The Ramones make The Stooges sound like concertmasters."
@netcapgirl @ZeroStarReviews There is a line in Ulysses S. Grant's biography of travelling on a train at the exhilarating speed of 12 miles an hour.
Sounds like someone wasn't invited to the club.
CLUB SANDWICHES (1910): Where is the man with soul so dead and a mouth large enough to get this triple deck between his teeth for the purpose of biting and masticating? It can’t be done. . . . I’d like to have some healthy acrobat show me how it can be eaten." Des Moines Register
@Schneider_CM @ZeroStarReviews Will check out the podcast.
@ZeroStarReviews Writer was a suite mate in college. This is… on brand.
new band name just dropped
@hectorlecturer @ZeroStarReviews Who is this zero review dingbat?
@ZeroStarReviews Random story, we met the lady who owns and lives in the "Casino House" in Las Vegas at a wine tasting in Lake Tahoe several years back. I think Sharon Weisbarth (sp.)? She was a genuine hoot.
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