Tom Mitchell @cakesthebrain
An enormous, destructive, and prehistoric children's author awakened and empowered by nuclear radiation. HOW TO STOP THE END OF THE WORLD out now! uk.bookshop.org/books/when-thi… Kent Joined January 2009-
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Was just witness to the most amazing bowling technique
7-y-o asked what a foal was. I said a baby horse. He said he thought baby horses were squirrels. Turns out he’s always believed that squirrels grow into horses.
I feel like, suddenly, more people are engaging with my tweets. This might be due to new followers after my sad book tweet. Or maybe I’ve finally learnt how to use social media? Has anyone else noticed the same? Have algorithms been tweaked?
Having a viral tweet about finding parakeets annoying, only to be told by 100s of people that I’m wrong about parakeets being annoying (“Have I no sensitivity to nature?” “Aren’t cars worse?” “Your tweets are annoying.”) has, weirdly, only increased my dislike of parakeets.
The One Where Wealth Inequality Erodes Social Cohesion, Leads to Political Polarisation, and Causes Lower Economic Growth
Hi. Just want to make something clear: I NOW KNOW THAT THERE ARE PARAKEETS IN PLACES OTHER THAN LONDON AND THE SOUTH-EAST.
Hi. Just want to make something clear: I NOW KNOW THAT THERE ARE PARAKEETS IN PLACES OTHER THAN LONDON AND THE SOUTH-EAST.
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@cakesthebrain Wiesbaden (Germany) - a paradise for those yelling and sh*tting birds.
My piece on @Medium “Nobody turned up to my book-signing. I tweeted about it. Next thing you know, I’m a bestseller*. (*Well, briefly UK Amazon’s Number 1 in Dystopian Fiction for Children)” is starting to hit big numbers* *double figures for ‘views’ medium.com/@tommycm/nobod…
🦜If you’re one of the few remaining Twitter/X users yet to send me a message about parakeets, please do so ASAP. 🦜
@cakesthebrain Hiya cousins! from a Monk Parakeet colony in Chicago. You might think we're too tropical to survive here but these big communal bag nests keep us warm in the long, dark, deep snowy and bitterly cold winters. We like to screech a lot too. We think we class up the place.🦜
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Who would have guessed that posting a Met Office chart showing winter temperatures in late April would have attracted so many chemtrails enthusiasts? As a general rule I don’t get involved in replying to such idiocy, but it was hard to bite my lip here.
Very unusual temperatures for late April. None of these would look out of place in deepest winter. I’ve no doubt that the climate is changing and things are getting warmer, but mornings like this remind me of just how close we are to the Arctic.
"Do you want to know what is in Room 101, Winston? Do you?"
£1500 advance tells you all you need to know. 😆
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I delivered to Park Lane apartments, Bloomsbury flats with swanky concierges and to the 7th floor of council flats. The bankers/Mayfair residents didn’t tip once. People in council flats were the ones who did.
I’m on a hen weekend in Mykonos and there is not a single activity planned. We’re just reading our books by the pool until it’s time to start drinking. Truly, this is the best planned hen of all time.
@cakesthebrain @Birdfeed1 Sounds perfectly logical to me. I thought all cats were female and all dogs were male and of course they mated and the cats gave birth to puppies and kittens
@cakesthebrain My dog is going to stop chasing them at some point, then!
@hatetorycuts @cakesthebrain Near Kings Road / Richmond Road then? Spied near town centre too.
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This Be The Multiverse sorry dunno.
An Arundel Tomb Raider. #philiplarkinvideogames
Furious they’re not calling it the Canines Film Festival
Messi will be getting his own short TV series. He will take viewers to experience the Cannes Film Festival through his eyes. (Source: trib.al/UmG6m4o)
These days are so dark. Any shafts of light that happen to land are like gold. #April #AprilShowers #rain #morerain #driedflowers #stilllife
Blows my mind that parrots can talk like actual humans. This doesn’t get discussed enough.