You can’t park there mate @parktheremate
People who have parked (by which we mean crashed, wedged or embuggered) their cars where they shouldn’t. A public service by @angrypiln South East, England Joined June 2023-
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You can’t stick your erection there mate theargus.co.uk/news/24275688.…
You can’t park there love itv.com/news/granada/2…
It’s the Easter holidays, which can only mean one thing - Emmets parking like arseholes on Cornish beaches. cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-…
Niet de eerste... @parktheremate
You can’t park there mate twickenham.nub.news/news/local-new…
Vous ne pouvez pas vous garer là, messieurs ouest-france.fr/pays-de-la-loi…
From the Book of Exodus: And the LORD spake unto Moses from the burning bush, saying “Thou shalt not park on a yellow line, even on a Sunday”, and Moses did run down the mountain to find his Ford Focus already had a ticket. clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/24223218.…
Ya can’t park there, Jimmy pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/highla…
Honestly can't tell if this was an accident or is an ad.
I believe this is called “adding insult to injury” bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/24195383.…
Norman Price strikes again. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
You can’t moor there, matey gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/glouceste…
You can’t park there mate, except if you’re a train worcesternews.co.uk/news/24159544.…
You can’t park there mate, and that’s what you get for winding up your Blackpool landlady. blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/environme…
You can’t park there Mrs. bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/24153229.…
The Suez Canal all over again.
@parktheremate Vintage edition..
Can't park there, mate
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Funny job memories. That’s yours truly and that’s a car in the first floor window of a house. Using all my skills as a detective I concluded excessive speed had been a contributing factor in the cause of the collision. Sharp as a tack me.
You can't park there mate X2 @parktheremate bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/24195383.…
Only elites will remember this school.
@parktheremate Here's the obligatory 'they've flooded the engine' comment 👍
Under fire.
@elonmusk Have you ever considered a hobby or perhaps a therapist
@elonmusk Is there a plan where I can maximize the ads and lower user experience?
@IGBundles The very definition of @parktheremate
@Scrof @Russelljwallis Are you deliberately trying to trigger @YPLAC or @parktheremate here?
@SimonCalder Old Oak Common 🤦♂️
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