Jordan Peele Grandma Dream @WorstManager
Lone man on a mission to find the needle of reason in our F'd up haystack.. Joined September 2011-
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My daughter, who is 5: “Dad, is Scary Gerry a real vampire?” Me: “No, he’s just an Emo.” She: “What’s that?” Me: “He’s always really sad because his girlfriend is in that coffin.” @gerardway
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@PlayOverwatch can we get back the “currently equipped” when looking at a new skin and deciding whether or not to equip?
Stop n shop doing our sidework
@ubershouts Miss you, bby
"I can't help falling in love with you" 🎶❤️
Just drove by two of the other dads on my street and they had baseball gloves on and I couldn’t see their kids. No kids. Just having a catch. I wept. Im so lonely.
Crazy that almost all self-help advice is just “stop eating until the worst people you’ve never met would fuck you.”
“A MOGWAI’S RIGHT TO EAT AFTER MIDNIGHT SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED UPON!” - the worst guy you’ve ever met
One way ticket to bedminster’s back 9!
@DeemziesTV could the lack of teasers for Aqua possibly mean an honest to goodness cinematic at CinaJoy??
facebook.com/share/r/1YB8Tr… @brockway_llc @Seanbabydotcom @JasonKPargin crude usable hands
I just reinstalled this app because my grandmas are fighting and it gave me a giant boner
@brockway_llc @Seanbabydotcom I fuckin hate you guys
StarAbigailTaylor @Auquerxul44016
34 Followers 2K Following Rising above the challenges Life is short make it sweet
Shirnor @ShirnorpwinX
38 Followers 1K Following
ultramarathon thanker... @christweetsllc
4K Followers 2K Following Some kinda leftist Shitpoaster. Beagle dad. Somebody got Paula Cole ready in that 56 Chevy and all they did was go sit in the shade.
Shomari Stone @shomaristone
203K Followers 146K Following @FOX5DC Anchor: Mon-Fri 4pm | Reporter: 10pm & 11pm | 7X Emmy, 2X Edward Murrow Award Winner, @stjohnsCHS @umich alum,@umichfootball 〽️ @spelmancollege Dad🇺🇸
CruzSelic @CruzSelic85838
38 Followers 2K Following
hawk tobah @teamzissouchef
905 Followers 2K Following does any of this matter? does anyone care? dare to dream but you can’t dream if you don’t fall asleep
Missy 💋 @Missyts607642
0 Followers 3K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ private account 🤗 follow my main @transmissy
The Valley Report @TheValleyReport
33K Followers 13K Following The truth is out there, but this is more amusing.
Peter Papadopolous @PPapadopolous67
36 Followers 93 Following Is it beer o’clock? 🍺 I’m not racist I just hate every cunt! 👍 Fuck gays as well 🖕
Beverly @beverly_crews9
242 Followers 3K Following
Céline Dubois @ClineDuboi50382
31 Followers 660 Following
Gunton Blurpus @CentipedeMouse
2K Followers 3K Following I have no idea why anybody would follow me.
Cept1on @cept1on
78 Followers 1K Following The game #Overwatch2 , #cupidhanzo, #Cupid lovers 🎮. Share with you.
Margie Chesterton @MargiexsChester
6 Followers 520 Following Gathered on the site of girls from all US states 😘 They are ready to meet See nude photos before a date! Watching this https://t.co/lEbqJycX0I
Alanna Johnston @AlannaJ68284389
707 Followers 1K Following I'm interested in social justice issues. I'm a socialist and support the NDP. I worked as an advocate and mediator. Now I volunteer.
Truther Dare @truther_dare
2K Followers 624 Following Never owned online! Never hornt online. I will never change my avi or handle. He/him. Department Head of DEI at BofA.
Veka 🏳️⚧️ @MissVeka3
54 Followers 651 Following Your fav ts girl 💋 Follow my main account: @vekavip
👑₭Ɽł₴₮ł ... @KristiFitzi
711 Followers 3K Following Métis Zennial living on my Homeland, literally. Die hard lover of the 90’s. I have a twisted sense of humour thanks to years of trauma. Tweets are my own.
J8GE @HlXenu
362 Followers 3K Following Sometimes I know too much about unimportant things. Collecting the original 184 CYOA books. Loud guitars. Nintendo. I don't like bullies.
John F. Ketamine @PapiHustle
920 Followers 1K Following I hope my shifting between earnestposting & shitposting gives you whiplash. Tighten up stupid
The Hellmandude @allahmayonaise1
1 Followers 18 Following
G. Gordon Diddy @BozoHaram
1K Followers 2K Following
Eric 237 @Charles41576173
26 Followers 235 Following@
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Computer Man! @computermanx69
201 Followers 656 Following HAHA funnie computer ! | lapsed and prolapsed | recovering mens microbikini enthusiast | too sexy for @TwitterSupport | #bouncebois
Mr. Internet ☭ @shrinp_rave
168 Followers 209 Following attendee of one (1) braves world series game// ☭ (he/him)
nutsling (normal type... @thenutslingguy
241 Followers 612 Following mens microbikini enthusiast and proud #Christian father of the three most beautiful girls | pronouns in bio | #Bouncebois
Devin Davis 🐊⚜�... @Devin4Louisiana
5K Followers 3K Following ✊🏾Proud New Orleans Native. 💙River Parish Descendant. 🐊Fighter for South Louisiana's future.
Sigh Hersh (rebooted) @SighHersh
258 Followers 238 Following Senator Lemon Gogurt (R - MS), unjustly censured.
ｎ ｕ ｔ ｓ ｌ �... @bignutsling
362 Followers 813 Following mens microbikini enthusiast, weapons-grade himbo, and proud #Christian father to the three most beautiful girls in the world | physical media supremacist
Billy Vaxmore @BillyVaxmore
105 Followers 585 Following common sense legislation for recreational vaccinations NOW | recovering mens microbikini enthusiast | the garfield dog cum comic owner | #bouncebois
Norm ΘΔ @BFInadequateCat
626 Followers 3K Following 39 - he/they/cat - married 💍 - ΘΔ 🩷💜💙🔞 banner art by the inimitable @bnnuyblood pfp by @PennyPupperPlz
Widowmaker.🕸 @OverWidow
9K Followers 2K Following 【ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ】 ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ • ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ #ToxicHeroes (No post is mine unless watermarked)
💄Khaya Fraites💄 @khayafraites
2K Followers 712 Following Voice & Film Actor. Writer. She/Her. Orweyna in #WorldofWarcraft Sierra in #Overwatch2 Violet Sorrengail for Graphic Audio #FourthWing
Seed Oil Sommelier @HamasCEO
2K Followers 2K Following
Chiara Preziosi @Ruby_Rust
8K Followers 31 Following she/her - Voice of Vendetta - O̶v̶e̶r̶w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ Talon 🐺🗡️
Monica Lewinsky (she/... @MonicaLewinsky
1.0M Followers 1K Following podcaster Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky • INSTA monica_lewinsky @altendprod • anti-bullying activist •@tedtalks giver •@vanityfair contributor•rap song muse
Bryan Bedford @BryNgons
7K Followers 834 Following Senior Character Artist @PlayOverwatch | I do (infrequent) art things & play a LOT of games | Dumb as they might be, my opinions & posts are my own.✏️🕹️
capitolhunters @capitolhunters
91K Followers 349 Following helping organize crowdsourced information about the 1/6 Capitol attack. mostly now at: @capitolhunters.bsky.social also: @[email protected]
FACEIT Overwatch @FACEIT_OW
47K Followers 462 Following Home of Competitive Overwatch on @FACEIT — Rise to #OWCS in FACEIT League Season 9. Compete in weekly matches with players at your skill level.
Luigi Nation @mangionethinker
33K Followers 201 Following not affiliated with anyone, not endorsing any crime, not impersonating.
Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202
78K Followers 3K Following "The Republican and Democratic parties, or, to be more exact, the Republican-Democratic party, represent the capitalist class in the class struggle." - E V Debs
Wei Wu 吴伟 @WuWei113
363K Followers 1K Following My name Wei. Before I be Chinese international student in US. Now Im a engineer. Diligent study every day. 爱美国的中国人. For weirren wuffett wisdom @wuwei114
Thembo @OnlyAWorldAway
12K Followers 4K Following Beloved and renowned expert on all things unusual. They/them
your #1 source for ab... @davidgerard
24K Followers 2K Following AI and cryptocurrency discontent creator [email protected] he/him 🦣: @[email protected] 🦋: https://t.co/Wpkdlpx4s1
Taria @misst_g
454 Followers 5K Following
Synth nº4 @lateAnalog
22 Followers 106 Following
conor mcleod @conorgoldenboy
22K Followers 899 Following 🏴 | The Artist Partnership | Loud & Clear Voices | Hazard VA Overwatch | Open Door 1.
DrRamblings @DrRamblings
2K Followers 2K Following Teach Docs, Poke Brains. RT/❤️ ≠ Endorsement. #Independent #Nuggets #Mets #AMC #GoBlue #BodyAutonomy @[email protected]
Community Notes & Vio... @CNviolations
1.2M Followers 34 Following I'm the guy you go to for brutal community notes and violations / DM submissions
Big Dog Gotta Eat @dog_gotta
215 Followers 74 Following
ultramarathon thanker... @christweetsllc
4K Followers 2K Following Some kinda leftist Shitpoaster. Beagle dad. Somebody got Paula Cole ready in that 56 Chevy and all they did was go sit in the shade.
Winstillionaire @winstillionaire
9K Followers 5K Following Loves playing Winston on Console/PC 🦍 Profile Pic drawn by Logan Wen
Dreamhaven @Dreamhaven
29K Followers 53 Following We believe great games create unforgettable memories. Join the adventure. ☁️ @playwildgate @sunderfolk @playlynked @mechabellum 🔜 Shadowstone
Jill Biden Archived @FLOTUS46Archive
4.2M Followers 5 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
force majeure ✨ @casualcaila
267 Followers 354 Following not only annoying but also attention-seeking #goteamventure
【公式】トラン... @TF_pr
67K Followers 221 Following タカラトミーによる「トランスフォーマー情報局」公式アカウントです。※対象年齢15歳以上の内容を含みます。※お問い合わせに関するご返答はしかねます。また掲載画像は試作品を使用している為、最終仕様と異なる場合がございます。予めご了承ください。 JASRAC許諾番号：9009140028Y45040
Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal
119K Followers 2K Following MIT engineer + Emmy-Nominated Host 🎥Netflix's Emily's Wonder Lab✍🏻#1 NYTimes Best Selling Author, Emily's Science Lab on YouTube, 100th woman to fly to space
Christian Montessori @chrmontessori
2K Followers 318 Following Co-founder and CEO of @artoriastech. Intelligence analyst turned defense engineer. Education and human rights advocate. Signal +1 (978) 572-2655.
🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpo... @hourly_shitpost
1.5M Followers 184 Following the best memes ever created… we wouldn’t be here without them (DM submissions)
Lea Thompson @LeaKThompson
235K Followers 1K Following Thanks 🇺🇸🏳️🌈Actress #BackToTheFuture etc. Director #theYearOfSpectacularMen etc. Proud mom of Maddie and Zoey Deutch Cahttp://cameo.com/leathompsoniSUL
Tim Walz @Tim_Walz
1.1M Followers 2K Following Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. 41st Governor of Minnesota. Official account: @GovTimWalz
Elaine Scattermoon @scattermoon
11K Followers 1K Following Elaine, from the Internet. Eurovisionary. Redhead. Ambassador to Neutral Moresnet. Mum to a small tuxedo cat called Iffy. West End Girl.
Shomari Stone @shomaristone
203K Followers 146K Following @FOX5DC Anchor: Mon-Fri 4pm | Reporter: 10pm & 11pm | 7X Emmy, 2X Edward Murrow Award Winner, @stjohnsCHS @umich alum,@umichfootball 〽️ @spelmancollege Dad🇺🇸
#NABJ Headquarters �... @NABJ
54K Followers 4K Following Official Account of the National Association of Black Journalists. Join us for innovative programs, training, networking, career services & advocacy. #NABJ25Trends for United States
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