Olly Gelatinous @Wardotron
Misplaced pessimist. Free-roaming antagonist. Unenthusiast. bsky.app/profile/wardot… In the mire. Joined December 2008-
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Donald Trump, his lips and face like a Benidorm stripper’s twat.
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@___Kazza___ Two day’s worth with your arse.
Elon Musk is the kind of creepy little cunt who would have been battered into a fine paste at any state school.
@robcipolla Delete all the old stuff, then go home.
And now I want to watch Alien again.
The outstanding atmospheric teaser trailer for ALIEN (1979).
Hey I’m just hanging with you neoliberal cuntholes for a while.
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📍 Tenbury This video shows how quickly flash flooding can take hold, from nothing to the entire street underwater in less than a minute. So very easy to get caught out.
@Roseyanny I’m willing to concede that I’m wrong, and might give it another stab. But I did bounce off it very hard.
@Roseyanny I do wonder if the judges actually read these things sometimes. And if they do, whether they entirely ignore the pleasure part of it?
@Roseyanny Same. And the prose was very flat.
We all fear the blow out from a second Trump. I just hope he doesn’t follow through.
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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
Well I guess that’s it for western democracy then.
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Mark Twain invented the clasp that is now used in bras.
I’ve spent my life waiting for something, if only I knew what it was.
Runners always look so happy. Oh wait, no. I got them confused with people having a nice sit down.
I wish everyone to know how little I care for you and your “problems”.
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