UnseriousDude @UnseriousDude_
Entrepreneur, reader, film buff, shitposter. If I tweet it, it must be true, because everything on the Internet is. Blocked by many thin-skinned tweeters. Joined December 2021-
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This looks badass, but these Star Trek-style mission control centers at hedge funds aren’t for operations. They’re a marketing tool. It’s all for impressing LPs. When the investment committee of the East Ballsville Teachers’ Retirement Fund visits the office, Prescott, the IR…
This looks badass, but these Star Trek-style mission control centers at hedge funds aren’t for operations. They’re a marketing tool. It’s all for impressing LPs. When the investment committee of the East Ballsville Teachers’ Retirement Fund visits the office, Prescott, the IR…
All the way to Vienna and I can't shake TFG.
🚨BREAKING: As of today, this account will be the Sweetness and Light HQ! No more wry asides and shitposts puncturing the inflated egos of SMBtwit and REtwit posters. Instead, it will be all unicorns and flowers, and obsequious agreement with others, no matter how brain-dead!
I don't want to brag, but . . .
Powerball refused to pay me the $475 million jackpot I won because of this. Don't buy an Android phone.
Powerball refused to pay me the $475 million jackpot I won because of this. Don't buy an Android phone.
What does it take to be successful in the music business? I know this person sort of 5th-hand. She writes/produces her own music. My impression is that it's as good, and as professional, as anything I hear these days. Yet she has gotten no traction. Why? open.spotify.com/track/774uCTr1…
I definitely did not have "New #SMBtwit flex - talk about pooping your pants" on my 2024 bingo card.
The Darkside of Social Media... @realEstateTrent told me this would happen one day. Now it has – and the record MUST be corrected!!! Please watch this IMPORTANT message:
It's a weird internet world where you can look up someone you knew in high school, an intimidatingly muscular person, and learn almost by accident that he has a child who still lives at home in his 30s, who was arrested for child porn. No schadenfreude here. I feel bad for him.
This postcard showed up for a previous owner of my home. Hard to imagine a better URL than this one.
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My girlfriend just told me she has an 860 credit score I didnt believe her so she showed me this….
@UnseriousDude_ @moizali @sulemanali tht would be more like a multiple on capital figure which is theoretically incomplete bc if he’s getting a multiple on capital in a dividend i can’t even imagine the stock appreciation i am curious the dividend yield, because the share price appreciation has to be insane same…
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@1chrismcg I knew this from, “she gave me her instagram”. Any woman taking you seriously would give you her actual number.
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@UnseriousDude_ Yea, I'm trying to have a clean place. lol. What should the move be?
@UnseriousDude_ Ahh, she did laundry and cooking a few days a week but I did dishes and split cleaning. I always wanted it cleaner but never said anything. I work about double the hours she did so the split seemed fair - don't want ppl thinking she was a personal maid or anything, lol.
@UnseriousDude_ @AustinWhittRE It was successfully reattached however he lost all feeling in the thumb.
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