“So what are you going to do?” “Ask my boss for a raise.” “Because what are you?” “I’m a pelican.” “And not a...” “Pelican’t.” “That’s right.” “Thanks Marty, I really needed that.” “No problem, buddy.”
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@UncleDuke1969 @mynamehear A wonderful bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can.
@UncleDuke1969 ... and what document do you rely on for your freedom to speak? The Bill of Rights? * Chef's kiss *
@UncleDuke1969 This post is for the birds🤷♂️
@UncleDuke1969 Why am I loving these pelican jokes so much 🤣
@UncleDuke1969 I laughed way too hard at “Pelican’t”.