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One time in undergrad I put off writing a paper until the day it was due and I woke up at 4 am and wrote 15 pages in one sitting, and it turned out totally fine and I got good feedback. It's the worst thing that ever happened to me and I wish I could go back in time and undo it
not taking a half court shot at the end of a quarter of a playoff game in order to protect your percentages is the most shameful act imaginable. only redeemable by The ultimate sacrifice
This is the time of year when my partner gets tired of hearing that tonight's game is "pivotal." How can every game in a series be pivotal, she asks. Because it's gut-check time, that's why
every movie should open like this. there will be blood doesn’t lose the oscar if daniel plainview comes out like this instead
every movie should open like this. there will be blood doesn’t lose the oscar if daniel plainview comes out like this instead
after careful consideration i will not be reading any more tweets about taylor swift at this time. thank you
In the pyrite community we refer to gold as "fool's pyrite"
insanely funny correction
Very cool that US laws are largely designed to appease people like this
Very cool that US laws are largely designed to appease people like this
Good to see the NBA found the one and only guy that is gambling on games
just learned that there’s no nobel prize for math because alfred nobel’s wife cheated on him with a mathematician lol
Doctor’s note from my phrenologist that says I won’t be able to learn math
Uber driver(about to turn left into oncoming traffic) : I’m not religious bro. I’m all about truth. I’m a virgo. But that’s the thing bro god isn’t religious either. Hes the truth. God is the truth me (last moments on earth): God goes crazy
Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
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Imagine being so racist that you convince yourself that the ineptitude of the ATLANTA FUCKIN FALCONS was something that didn't exist before black people got in leadership positions there.
Two DEI hires trying to “um and ah” their way out why they destroyed a franchise tonight. Arthur Blank feels guilty about being a rich white man in Atlanta and he’s willing to tank the Falcons over it. Nothing more. In the end, he’ll sell for triple his investment. Fuck the fans.
It drives me nuts when the Browns draft o-linemen. Let Deshaun just die
i know a lot of philadelphia sports fans. many of them i consider dear friends. i want them to be happy in their life. but i must make a stand. your behavior cannot be allowed to continue.
They never seen a white boy make a medium amount of money like this
Lot and his Daughters, by Antonio Bellucci, 1680
Jamal Murray: “Ugh- what is this? Tap water?”
Saddam Hussein:
Weird that Disney doesn’t want to advertise on here anymore
Imagine protesting over a conflict occurring in a different country
i’ll be at the jameson bar around 1:30pm if anyone wants to come hit me with a shovel
just to update the logs: blazers (W) - didn’t watch, work kings (W) - didn’t watch, honeymoon warriors (W) - didn’t watch, honeymoon lakers (L) - watched lakers (L) - watched kings (W) - didn’t watch, wedding thunder (L) - watched thunder (L) - watched lol.
The woke mob doesn’t want you to see what peak male performance looks like
Dutts has finally gathered enough dust and today we’re drinking his ZAPP’S VOODOO BLOODY MARY 🍅🎭🎺 Listen podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the… Watch youtu.be/JwyLTpV57hY?si…
But also somehow not the most meaningful golf played in Adelaide that I've watched this week.
The vibes are off the charts in Adelaide 🇦🇺 #LIVGolf
this was my first graphic design job, i think i did great!!
‘CHALLENGERS’ releases in theaters today!
One thing the student protests bring into focus is that American authoritarianism doesn’t flow from Trump.
A bit odd we have a whole tax-funded part of the government whose job is to beat us up.
Chaos on the @OhioState campus as police drove demonstrators off the green and made well over a dozen arrests.
The Ecce Homo, by Elías García Martínez, 1930, (and again by Cecilia Giménez in 2012), 📸 by Stephen Dunn
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