Thingstodo @Thingstodo29
I try to make a difference London Joined September 2009-
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“I’ve got such a headache today.” “What do you think caused it?” “Oh... everything. Yes, everything.”
A brief summary of February 2020: Monday - Friday no storm Weekend - MASSIVE STORM Repeat for each week
This proves dogs really are man's best friend 👏🙌
“Whose turn is it to make tea?” - Translation: We all know whose turn it is and that person is slacking
Crazy event at ORD. Heads up safety move by a ramp worker!
Morning #Hounslow Got a message from HMRC asking for your personal or financial info?... It's a scam
@SoVeryBritish Thinking.....Well that,s Summer over then !
You thought #Taskmaster was over? The Taskmaster won't allow it. Series 9, coming soon.
For fuck's sake just end Brexit and get back to dealing with climate change, homelessness, prejudice, economic inequality and which season of Buffy was best.
So true
Which one have you heard today? Work translations, from Very British Problems Volume 3 amzn.to/2UsznW2
I’ve never seen anything like this in my life lmao #imaceleb
"Quick drink?" - Translation: Shall we give this pub all of our money?
The entire UK to Nick Knowles: #imaceleb
Good I’m glad you caught them. I see this at least once a day on my 30 min drive into work. Drives me insane
Good I’m glad you caught them. I see this at least once a day on my 30 min drive into work. Drives me insane
If any other teachers are interested in doing something like this, let me know. I'd be VERY happy to help. VERY.
If any other teachers are interested in doing something like this, let me know. I'd be VERY happy to help. VERY.
Some of the ways Brits end their emails, taken from Very British Problems Volume 3, now available in paperback: amzn.to/2R2cy8U
It’s back, and it’s bigger than ever. @gdavies and @AlexHorne are ready to put @JamesAcaster, @jessicaknappett, Rhod Gilbert, @KerryAGodliman and @PhilNWang through the most intense tasks of their lives. #Taskmaster 7 starts Wednesday 5th of September.
Nights out in you’re 20’s: “Gary’s getting the shots in... LEGEND!” Nights out in your 30’s: “Gary, stop buying shots. What’s wrong with you? I’ve got to put a shed up tomorrow”
Monica Tunney @MoniTunn
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Whitney Cincotta @WCincotta16895
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Karen Stachniw @KStachniw93286
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Stacy Croteau @croteau41439
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Milagros Harington @HaringMilag
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Sofia Dorio @dori_sof
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Joellen Crowell @CroweJoell
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Mylah Pecinovsky @MylahPecin72842
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Tomiko Halstead @TomikoH30199
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Nydia Seiavitch @seiavitch52111
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Breagha Bynoe @BynBreag
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Talisa Si @si_talisa49859
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Donna @Donna4000722154
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Stuart Brumby @icklestuey
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Kelly @Kelly27409465
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Emma Dendy @emmajdendy
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hounslow taxicab @hounslowtaxicab
265 Followers 2K Following Taxicab, minicab, minibus service in hounslow and surroundings.
Sarah Ellams @SarahEllams
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Robert Ellams @imabadrudeman
52 Followers 283 Following I swear, by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
Ans Verschuren @ansvers
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LAKSHAY @9457359078LAVI
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Catherine Smith @cas_smiffy
22 Followers 89 Following
Sustainababble @thebabblewagon
4K Followers 3K Following A comedy podcast about the environment. https://t.co/uqnMOslfKY Support us: https://t.co/ibTCrOGg8s
Ilona Van Casand @IvySea1
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Damian Padden @damianpadden
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Annmarie Malone @AM160978
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NatSky20 @NatSky20
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Ian Moffat @k2mok
89 Followers 530 Following DH and XC mountain biking, Roadie, Snowboarding and Ice Hockey........I'm here for a good time not for a long time!
Joanne Winfield @Jowin99
41 Followers 461 Following a busy wife and mum of one, who tries to fit everything into a day with not enough hours in the day...
Nicola Padden @NicolaPadden
47 Followers 97 Following Partner at @Westburyaccts, mum of three, living in Twickenham, enjoys travelling, theatre, cinema, swimming and walking my dog.
Rahul Soni @tweetsbysoni
278 Followers 1K Following
JohnnyCalvert 🏳️.. @JohnnyCLondon
238 Followers 600 Following
vic green @vicljg
2 Followers 17 Following Enjoying retirement, Happily married to Jen and proud of our two children. Like snooker with a couple of pints.
Chris Pearce @thespecialboy
57 Followers 158 Following Englishman abroad. I am a computer geek, with a great job and a degree in music. What more can I say?!
Phil Lemon @phylistyne
266 Followers 865 Following grumpy sarcastic beachcomber upcycler skip-diver. Live life ebooks carry your library marvel fan. music of all sorts
Santhosh Ramnarayan @Santy345
49 Followers 158 Following
Robin Thomas @robinthomas24
12 Followers 168 Following
Jamie Tartt @TheJamieTartt
22K Followers 177 Following Footballer for @AFCRichmond. I’m me. Find me on Bantr. @TheRealRoyKent is ok. #COYGH
Ted Lasso Is Life @TedLassoIsLife
12K Followers 273 Following I also post content exclusively on Instagram | “GIF game is the best in the fandom!” | Listen to my fun podcast here ⬇️
Pokémon UK @PokemonNewsUK
238K Followers 16 Following The official source of news for Pokémon Trainers in the UK and Ireland! For customer service, visit https://t.co/oXiFQAUkOx
anon_opin 😡🗯 @anon_opin
210K Followers 1 Following Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Edited by @robmanuel
Billy Harris @_BillyHarris
12K Followers 236 Following
Richmond Til We Die: .. @tedlassopod
24K Followers 339 Following A podcast about the Apple TV+ show Ted Lasso. Come join the conversation, Greyhounds. Hosts: @dashthetweeter, Brett, & Marisa #TedLasso #GoodEnergyOnly
Hannah. 🦩🍉 @Writtenndust
6K Followers 622 Following Never underestimate a celt. 🪴 artist 🖍 | writer 📝 | 🌻| 🇦🇺🏴🇳🇱https://t.co/nisf6CiJfi🖖✌️
Jason Sudeikis Update.. @SudeikisNews
23K Followers 10 Following follows us to keep up on the latest news of golden globe and emmy winning actor jason sudeikis | dm for removal or credit | fan account
jo @lassoleil
10K Followers 430 Following sorry jason i still drink too much coffee on an empty stomach
Arlo White @arlowhite
95K Followers 2K Following Sports Broadcaster. Father of two lovely women. Leicester City fan. LIV Golf host and commentator. Long time USA lover.
Trent Crimm, Independ.. @TheTrentCrimm
103K Followers 727 Following Trent Crimm, Independent. Yes, I’m that Trent Crimm. Fan of @AFCRichmond & #TedLasso. I ❤️ writing. @TedLasso said I’m darn good at it. Author, The Richmond Way
Toheeb Jimoh @Toheeb_Jimoh
66K Followers 144 Following
Hannah Waddingham. @hanwaddingham
289K Followers 1K Following UkRep:Peter Brooks @CAM_London.LA:Nick Todisco @atlasentertainment. Global publicist: Annick Mueller @wolfkastelerpr.com
Cristo Fernández @cristofernandez
32K Followers 2K Following +Actor & Filmmaker @espectromxfilms #TedLasso +Tapatío orgullosamente Mexicano 📍GDL 🇲🇽 LDN 🏴 LA 🇺🇸
Ted Lasso @TedLasso
869K Followers 200 Following Father. Diamond Dog. Proud coach of Henry’s soccer team. I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves!
Brett Goldstein @brettgoldstein
300K Followers 2K Following Actor. Writer. Comic. Swimmer. Ted Lasso. Shrinking. Soulmates. SuperBob. Adult Life Skills. Drifters. Anything to avoid a dinner party. IG: mrbrettgoldstein
Heston Ctrl Police @MPSHestonCtrl
417 Followers 34 Following Your local policing team for #HestonCentral in @MPSHounslow. Do not report crime here, call 101, tweet @MetCC or visit our website. In an emergency call 999
Phil Dunster @phildunster
61K Followers 796 Following “Features jutting out all over the place.” Instagram: phildunster AFC Wimbledon supporter. Maxibon enthusiast. #TedLasso #blacklivesmatter
Roy Kent @TheRealRoyKent
103K Followers 832 Following @AFCRichmond. South London born, football pitch raised. Uncle to Phoebe. Coach. No, I am not on Bantr. #COYGH
AFC Richmond @AFCRichmond
450K Followers 31 Following Official AFC Richmond Twitter account #RichmondTillWeDie
Osterley Police @MPSOsterley
611 Followers 58 Following Your local policing team for #Osterley & #SpringGrove in @MPSHounslow. Please do not report crime here, call 101 or tweet @MetCC. In an emergency call 999
Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 599 Following Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 Buy *NEW* book https://t.co/opfREXuSjI
Euromaidan Press @EuromaidanPress
362K Followers 1K Following News and views from Ukraine. We are independent & community-funded. Support us: 💙https://t.co/ml8nih3e94 💛https://t.co/TX1f16kOvH
Kyiv. The City of Cou.. @Kyiv
186K Followers 2 Following The capital of @Ukraine. Fighting for freedom and democratic values while kicking Russian ass with style and class
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /.. @ZelenskyyUa
7.4M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
Ukraine / Украї�.. @Ukraine
2.3M Followers 28 Following Yes, this is the official X account of Ukraine. Офіційний акаунт твоєї Неньки.
The White House @WhiteHouse
8.8M Followers 6 Following Welcome to the Biden-Harris White House! Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/UbZQo0sWVf
TikTokSupport @TikTokSupport
226K Followers 8 Following The official account for TikTok support! Here to help 7 days a week, 8am - 5pm PST 🤝
J. August Richards @jaugustrichards
69K Followers 1K Following Actor, Creator and Instructor of “Being a Series Regular.”
Tim Peake @astro_timpeake
1.5M Followers 880 Following Soldier, Pilot, Parent, Astronaut. #Space : The Human Story out now. See link for all book & event information https://t.co/emP3nciaTf
Captain Sir Tom Moore @captaintommoore
333K Followers 547 Following Ensuring Captain Sir Tom's message is a lasting legacy.
Nick Heath @nickheathsport
101K Followers 6K Following Commentator | Journalist | MC. @SixNationsRugby @thepwr @premrugby @ChampionsCup. Co-founder @prideintouch. Will say hello to all dogs. He/him 🏳️🌈
Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy
577K Followers 982 Following Video dude. I don’t like the internet I just live here. Try guy. He/him.
The Try Guys @tryguys
486K Followers 7 Following Hi, we're the Try Guys! 💚💙💜 Official Twitter for THE TRY GUYS: @KeithHabs, @korndiddy, and @EugeneLeeYang. #Tryceratops 🤘
Ned Fulmer @nedfulmer
321K Followers 723 Following Media Executive & Entrepreneur, formerly @tryguys @buzzfeed
Keith Habersberger @KeithHabs
506K Followers 417 Following Come see me on tour. He/him. Business inquiries mail to [email protected]
Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang
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The Clapham Grand @TheClaphamGrand
6K Followers 2K Following London's iconic palace of modern variety since 1900. SHOWS 🎭 CLUB NIGHTS 🪩 COMEDY 🤣 MOVIES 🎬 LIVE MUSIC 🎤 DRAG💄 SPORT ⚽️ BRUNCH & BONGO'S BINGO 🎉
Jenny Ryan @jenlion
106K Followers 2K Following Quizzer, dream-crusher, #TheVixen #TheChase Out Of The Box cabaret tour on sale now https://t.co/jHdVTzm25i Enquiries @talent4media. Tweets by Jenny&Team She/her
Rose Matafeo @Rose_Matafeo
173K Followers 2K Following writer for the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour (1967-69)
Danny Gula @dannygula
5K Followers 253 Following Husband/Father | YouTube Creator @randomonium | Formerly of @vat19 | He/Him
All Things Dancing On.. @AllThingsDOI
2K Followers 767 Following Fan Account for All Things Dancing On Ice - This Account is run by @Aaronplem - #DancingOnIce 2024 is Over - We’ll see you in 2025
First Dates @FirstDates
171K Followers 739 Following The official Twitter for Channel 4's #FirstDates, #FirstDatesHotel and #TeenFirstDates.
Harry Dresden @HarriedWizard
25K Followers 42 Following Wizard for hire. No love potions or kids' parties. @longshotauthor is my editor and friend; we're different people. Portrait courtesy of Mika Kuloda.
Thorpe Park Official @THORPEPARK
122K Followers 453 Following The official X account of the most thrilling theme park in the UK, Thorpe Park! #ThorpePark
📹Spotted! The @LondonMarathon is always an emotional watch but seeing Dad Sabe share his and his son Noah's story with BBC as well as our ambassador @phildunster completely got us! They're both raising vital awareness of children and young people with cancer and we couldn't be…
With stamina and style, @phildunster, @TylerWestt, #JamieBorthwick, #DrRonx and #RosieViva dashed through the London Marathon yesterday. Congratulations on an incredible achievement! 🏅
Catching your husband is wild
@cctvidiots She admired the baby and had to go get her own baby awww 🥰 ❤️❤️
@cctvidiots The secret to life is kindness
winning ‘cause of awards vs. winning because you’re iconic af in your matching tracksuits 🏃🏻🏃🏼♀️
HOW DID I ONLY JUST NOW SEE THAT PHOTO OF PHIL DUNSTER AND JUNO TEMPLE⁉️ JAMIE AND KEELEY CODED‼️ SOBBING‼️
Before we were married I knew my wife was 'the one' when, while giving her oral, she farted in my face and said 'sew a button on that'. We've been together now for 21 years and have 4 kids.
As a kid, my big bro got bullied for being a nerd. I didn't want to go through that, so stopped doing all the fun nerd stuff I loved. It worked. I didn't get bullied. But 20 years later, I think I kinda deleted my personality? I have no interests or hobbies or goals.
caught cheating in 4K 😳
My dad died recently, his fess. He was a teacher and had a kid who was relentlessly bullied, headteacher was shit. Dad asked kid one day how he coped, kid told him he regularly stole the bullies school bags and threw them in the river, dad told him to continue. Rest easy dad.
Work from home in an admin job so have very little human interaction. I grow plants on my desk that i have given names & talk to. Irene just won plant of the week for the most growth, which is fantastic as she's never been the same since we lost Bertie to root rot.
@SoVeryBritish Local postman: 'Shorts weather!"
already messaged my neighbours to preemptively apologise for the noise they’ll hear me let out tonight if phil dunster doesn’t win
BRETT GOLDSTEIN AND PHIL DUNSTER DOING THEIR ABSOLUTE BEST TO KILL THE ENTIRE FANBASE‼️
brett goldstein and phil dunster 🗣️
@historyinmemes Y’all standing way too close. Ain’t yall ever seen grease jump out a frying pan?
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