Richard the enlightened Yorkshire man @ThickNorthern
Lover of proper ale. Tea drinking expert. Master welder. Family and Labradors. Occasional biscuit muncher 🤘 Brighouse, England Joined October 2022-
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Man Down! Welders back strikes again. Decided to wash the car this afternoon and Boom! The back went when I moved the bucket of water 😥 Called 111, eventually got to speak to a doctor who has now prescribed the good stuff, diazipam and naproxen. Feel buggered 😞
First cruise holiday over. Had a lovely time and saw some sights. Here's some pics of the buffet area and the lido deck.
Normal service has resumed. Good evening
And... we're back Good afternoon 🫡
Morning all. Back in Southampton after our cruise. Thanks for the kind messages from some of you 👀 Long drive home now. Catch you later 🫡
Maybe going off grid. Not paying extortionate prices for the WiFi on ship 😕
Southampton is the sunshine
"Ooo hello sailor""
We go again. The wallet's taking a beating down here though 😕 Cheers 🍻
Nearly 5 hours in the car FFS. Ready for a pint now, just not ready for southern prices 😭 Cheers 🍻
Southampton, I'm (nearly) in you. Just the tip!
Pitstop at the GILF café before hitting the road. Going down south. Google translate will have to be deployed!
A superior bean #cans
Afternoon 🫡
May be needing a divorce lawyer 😡
After my joking tweet about pink chinos earlier which has divided the X nearly as much as the Cornish pasty with veg soup tweet from a while ago, have a palette cleanser of garden doggo and tennis ball action from this evening. 🫡
Might go full on Michael Portilo🤔
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Me trying to get through the gate after a bender.
This is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying
It’s a very big day tomorrow for Billy. He is having his eyes operated on. There was some slightly mixed news for him in his pre operation tests last couple of days bit broadly good… (1/4)
Good Morning! It's raining again so I'm getting stoned.
@ThickNorthern Your doggy will understand. I know the worst bit is when you do eventually lay down …..getting back up! I used to slither out of bed😳
For a change, I thought I’d cook steak on Saturday night 🤷🏻♂️😌 Surf and turf comprised of those sexy Welsh fillet steaks and Vietnamese gigantic rip off wanker but tasty tiger prawns in garlic and parsley butter, heart attack mash and griddled seasoned asparagus in lemon juice…
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Not hard is it?
Migrants start crying after French police puncture their dinghy just as they were about to set off for England 🇫🇷🇬🇧
@ThickNorthern Oh no…..I know only too well what that feels like. Mine was so bad once, I couldn’t even sit down! I stood over a kitchen chair for hours, until I was exhausted. I really do feel for you, take care. Hope you are better soon❤️
@ThickNorthern sorry to learn a lad has fallen in battle. 👁️no booze
No. You've got something in your eye.
There’s definitely a rattlesnake in there. 🔈 up ….
When you order a full English breakfast from Wish. 😭
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Hasta la vista Nadia Sawalha
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Runs in screaming at the top of his voice .... Dad dad I've brought you a present
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