Thesaurus of Insults @ThesarusInsults
...thanks Boris https://t.co/Z03naCfMfT thesaurusofinsults.com/insults/boris-… Joined January 2012-
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In case you haven't heard yet... 🤔 Liz Truss steps down as prime minister and Conservative party leader after 44 days in office! 😏😂
While we wait for the PM to let us know what the living hell is going on, I thought I'd use the time to register to vote. It took 5 minutes. I'll leave this here for anyone who might like to do the same. gov.uk/register-to-vo…
Today's TLE cartoon.
Not sure her PR team screened these marvellous young people
Not sure her PR team screened these marvellous young people
The James Webb Space Telescope has spotted Uranus… @GOPChairwoman @DonaldJTrumpJr
The Tory leadership candidates want credit for telling Boris Johnson to go. But here's what they recently said about him.
Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people
Britain chose poorly.
The new Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Education
The new Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Education
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Leave poor @realDonaldTrump alone
Never a truer word spoken
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