The Canadianer @ThecanadianerC
Breaking Canadian satire...and stuff. thecanadianer.com coast to coast Joined August 2022-
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Alabama rules Confederate dead are embryos. #Alabamaembryos #deepsouth #cnn #KayIvey thecanadianer.com/alabama
A-holes gather in Ottawa to mark second anniversary of A-holes gathering in Ottawa. thecanadianer.com/aholesgather
Bell introduces new 5G high-speed firings. #bellletstalk #bellheartless #bellgarbagedecision thecanadianer.com/bellbibic
Unseasonably warm temperatures helping ease housing crisis in Ontario. thecanadianer.com/warmcrisis
Ukraine holds 'Barbie' vigil. #barbiegate #oscars #growup thecanadianer.com/ukrainevigil
Alberta converts hatred of Ontario into megawatt surplus. #albertacold #UCP #winterblahs thecanadianer.com/albertawatts
World on edge as Denmark proclaims new King. #Denmarkking #mayhem #worldorder thecanadianer.com/danishking
Poilievre vows to turn flagship CBC building into gun range. #cbcintrouble #pierrepoilievremp #CRTC thecanadianer.com/cbcgunrange
Greta Thunberg says fuckit, buys Hummer. thecanadianer.com/gretahummer
Game night at the Peterson's turns ugly. #jordanbpeterson #cbcnews thecanadianer.com/petersongames
Ford blames Gingerbread holiday message on "amazing hash." #gingerbreadmessage #fordnation #housingcrisis thecanadianer.com/fordgingerbread
"Name server as sole beneficiary in your will?" Added to debit machines. #tippingburnout #homebody #foodgouging thecanadianer.com/debitwill
'Vodka and Ativan' - The Holiday Cleanse! #christmasstress #aretheholidaysoveryet thecanadianer.com/vodkacleanse
Ford okays beer and wine sales at voting booths. #fordnation #cbcnews #ontario thecanadianer.com/fordbeer
Tesla recalls Elon Musk for safety glitch. #teslarecall #tesla #cbcnews #ctvnews thecanadianer.com/teslarecall
Friend talking shit about you to your cat while you're in Mexico. #Cancun #lovecats! #holidayseason thecanadianer.com/catsitter
Ohtani passes on Toronto, can't afford decent apartment. #Ohtaniwatch #sportsnews #bluejays #MLB #Sportsillustrated thecanadianer.com/ohtanipasses
Escaped kangaroo passes Trudeau in polls. #LiberalpartyofCanada #ConservativepartyofCanada #escapedkangaroo #cbcnews #ctvnews #globalnews thecanadianer.com/escapedkangaroo
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Jeff Farrell @JeffFar35480334
130 Followers 79 Following Love Comedy, Huge Fan of Corner Gas, Brent Butt, and RUSH which are all Canadian even though I'm not. Also huge fan of,MYTHBUSTERS/associated programs.
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Farewell, Richard Lewis. Procol Harum has lost another fan, and the rest of us have lost a very good man.
Give it up for one of the Greats ... Richard Lewis!!! R.I.P. youtube.com/watch?v=TLRm6b…
I’m so heartbroken to hear about the death of Richard Lewis. Over the last year I spoke with him several times for my book about John Candy, and I can still hear his voice in my head. His comedy was way ahead of its time, and his decency beyond compare.
BREAKING: Richard Lewis, the comedian known for his stream-of-consciousness act and ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ role, dies at 76. apnews.com/article/richar…
R.I.P. to a true original @TheRichardLewis An absolutely fearless comedian who did and said what he wanted. 💪🏻
RIP @TheRichardLewis. He was an inspiration, a hero and a friend to me. Loved him. A comedic force of nature. Real deal.
Richard Lewis had a giant, beautiful heart. Even through the pain and struggle he was facing with Parkinson’s, he gave of himself wherever he saw he was needed. And he was hilarious to the end. I will miss him and I will always love him.
Baby Paul in the early days of The Hip… Do you remember the first time you saw us play? Photo by Bob Berg
Taking time out to mourn the passing of our beloved dog Jack. Graduated Whitman College, Phi Beta Capa, lived in LA first with the Zappa's, and then with us for the last ten years. A true friend, Husky mix with Bowie eyes, he was beloved by all and is sorely missed.Thanks Jack.
We haven't played a gig since... #CornerGas #20thAnniversary
#GordDownie My beautiful brother would have been 60 today. I miss him every day. I toast to him every year...
On behalf of the cast, crew, and producers of Corner Gas, we want to express our sincere gratitude to our amazing fans. Because of all of you, an idea blossomed into two decades of fun and friendship in the fictional town of Dog River, Saskatchewan. #CornerGas #20thAnniversary
New song from the brilliant @Alinafooley tiktok.com/t/ZT8gM4uy7/
Way to go @terryryan20 on his return to pro hockey for a night. Bravo, bud!
A passionate Terry Ryan postgame on Sunday evening following his 🐶 debut #ChapterV
I drove into a Visa office in Dublin over Christmas to get my son’s passport sorted to return to Canada. On the last visit they asked for proof that he was my son….I said who else would drive a teenager 3 times to South Circular Road and back? I Also offered my C section scar
Two legends who also happen to be friends of mine IRL.
so fun to have performed with one of my rock idols Moe Berg!
Landed in Dublin at 5am….my Mam had the electric blanket on for me. My bedroom looks like the sweet section of Super Valu. I went to get into my bed and found 6 selection boxes under the duvet. I was told I can do the hoovering when I get up #HomeforChristmas
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